“No, Buono.”
“I don’t know anyone by that name,” Stone said.
“Well, he knows you.”
“How does he know me?”
“He read an article about you in a magazine—Vanity Fair.”
That magazine had published an excerpt from a book about Stone’s late wife, Arrington. “I’m afraid I—”
“Eduardo says you’re a standup guy.”
“Well, as kind a characterization as that may be—”
“Eduardo and I shared a living space for twenty-two years.”
“I’m happy for you both, but that still doesn’t—”
“Eduardo was a very smart man, even if he did get caught.”
“Ahhhh,” Stone said. Now he understood. “Where did you do your time, Mr. Fratelli?”
“Sing Sing.”
“And when did you get out?”
“Yesterday afternoon.”
“How long were you away?”
“Twenty-five years, to the day. I did my whole sentence, no parole.”
“What was the rap?”
“Armed robbery. I did it, no excuses. That’s why I didn’t apply for parole.”
“Then you, not I, are the standup guy, Mr. Fratelli.”
Fratelli actually blushed. “Thank you,” he said softly.
“Now, please tell me, how can I help you?”
“Eduardo left me two million dollars,” he said. “And change.”
“Congratulations, but if you’re looking for investment advice, I’m not—”
“I’m looking for advice on how not to go back to prison,” Fratelli said.
“That’s fairly simple, Mr. Fratelli—don’t commit another crime.”
“Oh, sure, but—”
“Oh, I think I see. Did Mr. Buono acquire your inheritance by extralegal means?”
“Exactly.”
“Did he rob somebody?”
“Exactly, but Eduardo said the statue was done.”
That stopped Stone in his tracks for a moment, then he figured it out. “Do you mean the statute? The statute of limitations?”
“That’s it!”
“Well, the statute of limitations for robbery is five years, so if you and Mr. Buono were cellmates for twenty-two years . . .”
“So it’s mine, then?”
“I wouldn’t go as far as that,” Stone said. “It’s problematical.”
“I was afraid you’d say something like that.”
“Mr. Fratelli, let me put this hypothetically, since you and I do not want to discuss a real crime.”
“Okay, I get that.”
“If prisoner A committed a crime, and the statute of limitations has run out, then he can mention prisoner B in his will.”
“It wasn’t exactly like that,” Fratelli said. “There wasn’t—I mean, in this story prisoner A didn’t have a will, he had a safe-deposit box. He, hypothetically speaking, had a bank account, and every quarter for twenty-five years, the bank deducted the rental of the safe-deposit box from his account. From time to time, his lawyer deposited funds.”
“And prisoner B has access to the box?”
“Prisoner A told me—ah, him—where to find the key.”
“And has prisoner B visited the box?”
“You could say that.”
“And he emptied the box?”
“About an hour ago,” Fratelli said. “Just as soon as the bank opened, prisoner B was there with the key.”
“Did anyone see what he removed from the box?”
“No, he was in a little closet, and he had brought a suitcase. He just walked out with the money.”
“I see.”
“His question is, what’s he going to do with it?”
“Whatever he likes,” Stone said. “As long as no one knows he has it.”
“Does prisoner B have the money legally?”
“A better question might be, is anyone going to be looking for the money? A widow? A nephew? A bookie?”
“He didn’t have any of those, and nobody knows about the money. Hypothetically.”
“How about the lawyer who made the bank deposits?”
“He died three weeks ago.”
“Then, Mr. Fratelli, prisoner B is laughing.”
Fratelli laughed.
“His first move should be to go to a bank—a different bank—open a checking account with less than ten thousand dollars, then rent another safe-deposit box. After that, he could remove enough money periodically to support himself. Lashing out with large amounts could get him into trouble, as you might imagine. People will steal, after all.”
“Yes, they will,” Fratelli said.
“Ten thousand dollars is the magic number. If prisoner B banks that much, a form reporting it goes to the Internal Revenue Service, and, although they are said to have stacks of those forms, which they never read, it’s not a good idea to generate such a form. After all, they may start reading faster, or they may teach a computer how to read them.”
“That’s good advice,” Fratelli said.
“One other thing: if you should seek legal advice again, it might be in your interests to go to an attorney who has not heard this hypothetical story.”
Fratelli stood up. “Thank you, Mr. Barrington,” he said, offering his hand.
They shook, Fratelli left, and Stone opened a desk drawer and raked the little stack of hundreds into it.
Joan came in a moment later. “While you were talking to Mr. Fratelli, a secretary to the president of the United States called. You’re invited to dinner tomorrow evening with President and Mrs. Lee at their apartment in the Carlyle.”
Stone had not heard from the Lees in months. “Call back and say that I accept, with pleasure.”
“You may bring a date.”
Stone’s current squeeze, the fashion designer Emma Tweed, had returned to her native London for a few weeks. “Say that I will come alone.”
2
Stone wore a dark suit and a tie, because he didn’t know who else was invited. He entered the Carlyle Hotel and got off the elevator at the penthouse level, where he was greeted by two Secret Service agents to whom he identified himself. That wasn’t good enough; they went over him with the wand.
Katherine Rule Lee, now retired as director of Central Intelligence, answered the door. She was wearing tight jeans and a sweater, and she looked good in both. “Oh, Stone,” she said, offering both cheeks to be kissed and giving him a hug, “nobody told you to dress down?”
“I didn’t get that part of the message,” Stone said, “but I’m not in the least uncomfortable.”
“Will’s watching the news. Knob Creek?”
“Perfect.”
She pointed him at the living room, then went to the bar, while he continued.
Will Lee stood up and offered his hand. “Good to see you, Stone.”
“And you, Mr. President.”
“It’s still Will.”
“Good to see you, Will.”
The president waved him to a chair, and Kate brought him his drink.
“They’re showing excerpts from last night’s Democratic campaign debate,” Will said.
The three of them watched in silence until the program ended, then Will turned off the TV. “What did you think?” he asked Stone.
“I think there are at least three guys and one woman in that field who would make a good president.”
“And?”
“And not one who could win against Taft Duncan,” Stone said, referring to the Speaker of the House and presumptive Republican nominee.
“I’m afraid I agree,” Will said. “What have you been up to Stone?”
“I’ve just come back from Los Angeles, where my son, Peter, who recently graduated from Yale, has established himself on the Centurion Studios lot as a director. Dino’s son, Ben, is his partner, and Peter’s girlfriend, Hattie Patrick, writes the music for their films.”
“I’ve met them all, last year at the opening of The Arrington,” Will said. “Remember?”
“How could I forget?” Stone said.
They all shared a laugh.
“And what does the next year hold for you?”
“My year seems oddly empty, with Peter on the other side of the country, so I guess I’ll have to think about practicing some law. Bill Eggers is making broad hints about my absences from the firm.”
“Ah, yes, the partners won’t want to share income with one of their number who is an absentee.”
“Well, I have made a lot of rain,” Stone said, “so I don’t think I have to worry about them ganging up on me. What brings you to town?”