“What does it matter if they’re Jewish,” I’d say, “as long as they can play?”
“What does it matter? I’ll tell you why it matters!” she’d respond, her voice rising with indignation. “It matters because the goyim of this world need to know that Jews can do more than balance the books and win Nobel prizes!”
Mrs. Schmulowitz sipped her iced tea. “So, no flying this afternoon?”
“Too hot to fly,” I said, hoping I sounded convincing.
The old lady rubbed her eye, an unconscious gesture that suggested she doubted I was telling the truth. “You wanna talk hot? I’ll tell you hot. Back in Brooklyn, we used to pour boiling coffee in our laps, just to cool off.”
“Somehow, I doubt that, Mrs. Schmulowitz.”
“Believe what you want, bubby. My third husband, he’d believe anything. Nothing but trouble, that man.”
In the oak tree above us, Kiddiot uncurled his tongue like a roll of bubblegum and yawned.
“Listen, Bubeleh, tell me it’s none of my business, but some kid came by today looking for you. Said he was from a collection agency. Tall, black, muscles out to here. I told him for his own good to get lost before I had my way with him.”
“I’m having a few minor cash flow issues. Nothing to worry about. Business’ll pick up.”
Mrs. Schmulowitz reached over and patted my hand. “Of course it will. But, listen, if there’s anything I can do between then and now, slip you a few bucks to tide you over, whatever, you give me the word, OK? Happy to help. And don’t you worry none. I got more money than I know what to do with. My first husband, he saw to that, may he rest in peace.”
I thanked her for her generosity and assured her that I was getting along just fine. Taking a handout from my landlady would have been about as low as I could go. I wasn’t there. Yet.
Kiddiot and I were napping on the hammock when my cell phone rang an hour later. He jumped off my chest and onto the grass while I groggily fished the phone out of my pants pocket. I was hoping it might be a new student or possibly a whale watching charter. Anything to generate a little income. It wasn’t.
“My hot water heater just took a dump,” Larry Kropf up at the airport said, “but I can’t call a plumber. Wanna know why?”
“Well, your telephone’s working, Larry, so I know that’s not the reason.”
“I can’t call a plumber, smart ass, because I can’t afford a plumber. The wife wants to run a load of clothes. The kid wants to take a shower. But they can’t do either one because I got no hot water! So now I gotta replace the fucking heater myself and go to the plumbing supply place and buy all the fittings at least three times because nobody in the history of mankind has ever done a plumbing project without first getting the wrong parts at least twice. Plus, I gotta take time off from making money so I can spend money I ain’t got! You know what I’m getting at here, Logan?”
“That retirement check’s coming in any day, Larry, I promise.”
“When’re you gonna pay me what you owe me?”
“Soon as I can.”
“What the hell does that mean?”
“It means have a little faith, Larry.”
“Faith don’t put food on the goddamn table!”
“Tell it to the Pope. You should see that guy’s table.”
“Sell the Duck.”
“I sell my airplane, I’m out of business.”
“You’re out of business now! You got no students, Logan!”
I told him that running a flight school is a lot like fishing. Some days they’re biting, some days they’re not. Things could turn around for me tomorrow, I said. You just never know.
There was silence on the other end for a couple of seconds. Then Larry said, with more resignation than rage, “You got two weeks. Either you pay me what you owe me, in full, or you’re out. You don’t pack your shit up on your own, I call the sheriff and he packs it for you. I got other people interested in the space, Logan. Nothing personal. It’s business. You understand.”
“Yeah. I understand.”
The line went dead.
The left side of my face burned from too much sun. The back of my head throbbed from too much Larry. For a moment, I considered taking Mrs. Schmulowitz up on her offer of a loan, just to tide me over. But the notion of it made my stomach spasm. I was forty-three, a divorced, dime-a-dozen flight instructor with a tired airplane and no students, sharing a converted garage with a cat that barely gave me the time of day. My life was in a flat spin.
I thought about calling around to some of my old superiors in the intelligence community. Maybe one of them might know of a job somewhere. After all, I’d left Alpha on good terms. Passed my psych evaluation on the way out with flying colors. My superior officers couldn’t believe that anyone would ever willingly leave so coveted an assignment. I gave them some clichéd explanation about needing new challenges. In my resignation letter, I even managed to squeeze in a quote by Anaïs Nin that I remembered from my Academy days: “One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore.” But the reality was, after a decade of covert ops, I was tired of all the secrecy and all the blood. I knew it was time to hang it up when I finally ran out of euphemisms to describe death in my after-action reports. You can write that the target was “voided” or “neutralized” only so many times before the words begin to lose their potency. Yet all of that only partly explained why I had wanted to move on. The demise of my marriage to Savannah also factored into my decision to quit. Echevarria, arguably my closest friend in Alpha, had stolen her from me while my fellow go-to guys did little more than watch. There’s an old maxim among warriors: “Trust me with your life, never with your money or your wife.” It was my fault, my brothers-in-arms reminded me: I’d been stupid enough to trust one of them.
I left Alpha angry. Six years later, I was still angry. But anger, like faith, as Larry reminded me, doesn’t put chow on the table. His threat to kick me out of his hangar reinforced what should have been glaringly apparent to me long before: I needed a steady job.
I decided to head inside despite the heat and check the classifieds on Craigslist. I rolled out of the hammock and was bending down to strap on my sandals when my phone rang again.
FOUR
Gil Carlisle, my former father-in-law, had a West Texas drawl smooth enough you wanted to rub your cheek on it. He never raised his voice. He never had to. A self-made oil tycoon who had more money in the bank than some Third World countries, he almost always got what he wanted on his deceptive country-boy charm alone. And on those rare occasions when charm didn’t do the trick, his platoon of $1,000-an-hour lawyers usually did.
“Bet you’re wondering why I’m calling,” Carlisle said over the phone.
“I know why you’re calling, Gil.”
Savannah had tried to get me to go to the police, to tell them what I knew about the real Arlo Echevarria. I knew when I said no she’d likely go sobbing to her daddy. Now daddy was calling, the master of silky persuasion, bent on convincing me to do what his daughter could not.
“You heard about Arlo, I take it?” he said.
“Savannah told me.”
“A damn shame is what it is. I’ll tell you what, Cordell, sometimes I just don’t know what this world is coming to. I truly don’t.”
“It came to that a long time ago, Gil.”
“Well, I suppose there’s some truth to that, son.”
The last time Gil Carlisle and I had spoken was when Savannah and I were lurching through the sudden death of our divorce. He’d called from his Lear jet en route to a business meeting somewhere in Europe to let me know how truly disappointed he was that things hadn’t worked out between his daughter and me, and how he always genuinely appreciated having me as a son-in-law, even if he never did get around to inviting me to go dove hunting with him on his 3,000-acre spread outside Lubbock, what with his busy schedule and mine. Then he warned me, sweet as honey glaze on a side of mesquite barbequed beef, that if I ever tried to claim as community property so much as one thin dime of Savannah’s trust fund, I’d find my ass in court faster than a three-legged sheep chased by a pack of coyotes. I told him I didn’t give a shit about Savannah’s money. He hung up without saying another word.