“What?” she whispered.

“You were snoring.” He grinned.

She cautiously looked around to see if anyone was staring at her. “I don’t snore, and I wasn’t asleep.”

“It was more like a purr, but in another minute you’d have been sawin’ logs for sure,” he whispered. “It’s only five more minutes, and he’ll wind it down.”

“Thank God!”

“Church is definitely the place to do that,” Sawyer whispered.

As soon as the benediction had been delivered, Jill and Sawyer were both on their feet, headed for the door. Sunday dinner didn’t matter, not when they needed a nap.

“Hey, y’all should come home with us. Verdie has a pot roast in the oven that will melt in your mouth,” Finn said.

He was as tall as Sawyer and had the bluest eyes Jill had ever seen on a man. Callie nodded at his side as she corralled four kids, and Verdie poked her head out around Finn’s shoulder to say, “Yes, we’d love to have you. Got plenty of food and plenty of these wild urchins to entertain you. If that don’t keep you laughing, then there’s a parrot that never shuts up and a bunch of dogs.”

“And a cat,” a little girl said shyly.

“Y’all could play Monopoly with us this afternoon,” one of the boys offered.

“The children: Martin, Adam, Richie, and Olivia.” Callie laid a hand on each kid’s head as she introduced them.

“Pleased to meet you all. But I need a nap more than fun today. Can I take a rain check? I’d fall asleep in the middle of a board game, even if I drank six cups of coffee. I’m afraid that sleet, snow, or even”—she hesitated before she said anything about the promise of an afternoon of glorious hot kisses, and then chose her words carefully—“chocolate could keep me away from a Sunday nap. It’s been a long, busy week.”

“Jill snored in church,” Sawyer said.

She poked him in the chest with her forefinger. “So did you and a lot louder.”

“I thought I heard a bullfrog right behind me.” Verdie laughed. “Another Sunday then or maybe a lunch in the middle of the week?”

“That sounds wonderful.” Jill smiled.

With Sawyer’s hand at her back, they made their way to the door, where they shook hands with the preacher and made a comment about how wonderful it was to see the sun shining. Jill couldn’t lie and tell him it was an awesome sermon, because she’d caught only snatches of it between keeping Sawyer awake and dozing herself.

She heard someone snort and say, “Oink, oink.” Then another one gave a pig snort that wasn’t totally unlike Sawyer’s snores.

One more oink, and a Brennan said something about a thieving smart-ass. Jill was too short to see who threw the first punch, but the fight was on. The church parking lot, which had been declared sacred, neutral ground, turned into a free-for-all. Fists and profanity flew around like buzzards having it out over a dead possum in the middle of the road.

Those who sat in the middle section of church either quietly circled the brawl to their trucks or else stood on the sidelines. No one, not even the preacher, wadded into the middle of the fracas to try to put an end to it.

Finally, Verdie pushed her way through the speechless onlookers and right out into the lot. When she reached the middle, she grabbed two ears, a Brennan and a Gallagher, and hauled them off the ground to their feet.

“One of y’all makes a move, I will put a knee in a place that will hurt for the rest of the day,” she said loudly. “Stop it right now, or else I’m going out to my van and bringing in some pistol power.”

“They started the whole thing by stealing our pigs, and now they’re oinking at us and making pig sounds.” Quaid Brennan rubbed his ear.

“They’re lying about us,” Tyrell Gallagher yelled.

“I don’t give a shit who stole the pigs or who is lying. If you’ve got to fight like children, then take it away from the church, the store, and Polly’s bar. Those have been neutral places during this whole damned feud, and the next time this happens, I’m not whistling or pulling ears. I’m going to start kicking and asking questions later,” Verdie said.

“I want to grow up to be just like her,” Jill said.

“Not Polly or Gladys?” Sawyer asked.

“Oh, no. They’re mean, but believe me, Verdie is the toughest one of the lot.”

* * *

Two men had guarded the henhouse at Wild Horse, since Naomi was sure that’s where Mavis was going to hit her after the pigs went missing. There was no way those holier-than-thou Brennans were going to get at her big white chickens. Not when it was nearly time to start saving their eggs to incubate for next year’s chicken crop.

If they hadn’t been standing on the same side of the huge, custom-built coop, they might have seen that the cigarette one of them tossed on the ground and stepped on still had a spark. If they hadn’t been hungover from dancing and drinking at Polly’s the night before, they might have smelled the smoke before the chickens went crazy, flapping their wings and cackling louder than a rock band.

“What’s that smell? You’ve got to quit smokin’, Billy. That damn smoke gets in my nose and, oh my God! The henhouse is on fire. That’s why they’re throwin’ such a fit,” one yelled.

“Dammit! Call the house. Call anybody. Get us some help. We’ll have to open the doors, or they’ll all burn up in there. Those damn Brennans got past us somehow. Naomi is going to fire us for sure,” one of the guards yelled at the other one.

He jerked a phone from his pocket with one hand and opened the doors with the other. Mad hens are one thing, but terrified ones are another story. And a mean old rooster damn sure didn’t like his harem carrying on like that. Both guards dropped to their knees and covered their faces with their hands when the rooster led the chickens out in flight, squawking and clawing anything in their path.

A sea of Gallaghers swarmed toward the fire. The chickens didn’t care if they were masters or servants. They wanted away from the evil fire, so they lit on heads, pecked at ears, fought with people trying to catch them, flew into the trees, and in their fear, dropped a fair amount of chicken crap down on the heads of those trying to coax them down.

Those that had had their wings singed by the fire before they were set loose ran into the mesquite trees and hid in the underbrush. The rooster flogged everyone in his pathway as he made his way toward the nearest barn and flew up to the rafter, where he publicly made known his anger at having his tail feathers plumb burned to a crisp.

“Damn Brennans. Start a fight over in the churchyard, and now this,” Tyrell cussed. “They’re going to pay.”

“You’re damn right, and they will pay dearly.” Naomi wiped a blob of chicken crap from her forehead. “Even if we can catch them, it’ll be weeks before they lay again. I won’t have enough eggs to incubate this year, which means we’ll have to buy our chickens, and I hate store-bought meat. Damn you, Mavis!” Naomi fished a cell phone from the hip pocket of her jeans and jabbed in the numbers to River Bend Ranch.

“Hello,” Mavis said.

“You are a bitch from hell, Mavis Brennan, and you will pay for this,” Naomi screamed.

“What in the hell are you talkin’ about? Did Orville decide to do right by my granddaughter?”

“Hell, no. He and Ilene are talking about getting married now. But I’m pressing charges against you for burning down my chicken house,” Naomi growled.

“Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord,” Mavis quoted with laughter. “Since God has taken my side, you’d better watch out, woman.”

Naomi raised her fist and yelled, “God didn’t do this. Damn it, Mavis, you done messed with the wrong woman because I won’t leave revenge in God’s hands. I’ll take care of it myself.”

* * *

Jill fluffed up her pillow and pulled a quilt up over her body. She shut her eyes, and immediately that fuzzy feeling that happens before sleep settled in. Then her phone rang.