"Lena?" I said.

"I'm busy, sorry. My Dad has just sent me a message. He'll be logging in in five minutes. I need to go and get him. I want to show him the castle."

Okay, Dad was an important enough excuse. Besides, I wanted to meet him myself if he was going to become a new clan member.

Lena seemed to follow my thoughts. "You are going to accept him, aren't you?"

"I am. I promised, didn't I? But you're an officer yourself, so you have the right to recruit whoever you want. Bet your Dad will be pleased to see you in a serious post of authority. It's probably better you do it yourself."

"Thank you, thank you! Dad's coming, how cool!" Lena gave the indignant hound a flick on her nose and burst out laughing as she disappeared in the radiant portal.

What a kindergarten. I turned to Cryl, about to find a job for him, when a panting goblin came running from the direction of the outer wall.

"The eggs! Master, we've found the phantom eggs!"

"How d'you know it's them?" disbelieving, I asked the cleaner.

"They're phantom ones, aren't they? You can't bite through them!" the goblin's voice trailed away as he took in both his foreman's glare and his raised fist.

I pretended I hadn't seen it. "Come on, then. Let's just hope you're right."

Ten minutes later I was climbing up the rickety steps of an inner wall tower. I walked out onto an open platform to an energizing breeze. The place was littered with all sorts of junk.

I found it straight away—a typical bird's nest, only instead of twigs it was made with a whole plethora of AlterWorld minerals. Marble and stone, iron and copper ores, and a scattering of scrap mithril. An ancient silver toll bell lay next to a huge chunk of quartz veined with a fat streak of gold. This nest alone could buy you a brand new Mercedes. Was its purpose purely decorative or did it conceal some hidden message?

The eggs were hard to notice in the hotchpotch gleaming with metal. But once you saw them, you couldn't mistake them for anything. How else, do you think, would a Bone Dragon's phantom clutch of eggs look like? Translucent to the point of being invisible, they were covered with the finest web of intricate carvings. They were large, at least three feet high if you or somebody else tried to stand them upright. And when you touched them, your hand sank into nothing as the eggs themselves were only an iridescent hologram—they didn't exist in our material world.

I selected one as target.

An Egg of a Bone Dragon. A unique clutch. Chances of hatching a Phantom Dragon: 97%. Probable gender: female

Mana: 0,081,722... 731... 733... 735... /4,000,000

The last figure kept changing, growing like a gas station meter. Shouldn't it be the other way around? Why all the mana growth? I chose the other egg, identified it and froze:

An Egg of a Bone Dragon. A unique clutch. Chances of hatching a Phantom Dragon: 91%. Probable gender: male

Mana: 0.000.432/4.000.000.

Mana: 0.000.418/4.000.000.

Mana: 0.000.401/4.000.000.

Mana: 0.000.388/4.000.000.

The chick's mana counter kept dropping by the second. Cursing, I fiddled with the settings, trying to locate the First Temple Altar control menu. It looked like the male chick was funneling his own mana to his sister trying to help her survive until their mother was back.

Found it! I pushed the mana flow bar all the way to the right, highlighted the five percent available to me and pressed Donate. The barely visible energy cable promptly reached from the Temple, enveloping the egg. It worked!

Mana: 0.000.132/4.000.000.

Mana: 0.000.278/4.000.000.

Mana: 0.000.398/4.000.000.

Mana: 0.000.533/4.000.000.

"That's better," I whispered to the would-be chick. "How did you expect me to face your mom, then? How would I look her in the eye? You don't know about her eyes, do you? They make the hair on your spine bristle. A cross between a floodlight and an eighteen-inch naval gun. Now you can stop sending your mana to your sister. I'm going to redirect part of the flow to her in a minute, I just want to fill you up a bit first."

Not to waste time as I waited, I opened the castle staff menu and hired ten Drow archers whom I immediately dispatched to guard the nest. Safer that way, especially considering its value. I wasn't going to touch it for the time being, but once the chicks had fledged, I fully intended to take all the valuables to the treasury. No shortage of them there: from where I stood, I could see a very interesting ammo belt circling the nest twice. Fat fifty-caliber cartridges promised a healthy profit when melted down. And if I managed to find the original gun...

Oh. I jumped up and began circling the platform, my eyes searching in all directions as I tried to estimate the potential field and flanking fire positions. Over to one side, the space between two walls was begging for a pillbox. You lured your enemy into this fire-spitting cul-de-sac and then... Oh, all the things I could do!

Never mind. Back to reality. I still had to hire a few of the more intellectual workers to move the rest of the explosives. We weren't shifting bricks, after all. I really wanted to preserve at least part of the arsenal.

The developers knew which side their bread was buttered. They charged you an arm and leg for any customized deviation from the standard. Either fit in with the rest of the crowd or prepare to shell out.

I opened the manual character generation menu, chose a troll, maxed out its strength bar, paid double for extra agility, and finally glared at the costs of intellect. One point cost the same as thirty points strength? As my inner greedy pig sniffed his indignation, I raised the monster's intellect from the level of a preschooler to a high school C-student. That had to be it; after that, the numbers went through the roof. Would have been cheaper to carry everything myself.

I saved my creation and confirmed his hiring. The troll was indeed custom-made in everything including his markings: he turned out to be an albino. Immediately I sent him to see Harlequin. As I watched his large white back, I got an idea.

"Hey! I'll call you Snowie!"

I didn't give a damn about what the Hound had told me. This wasn't a 'faceless outline'. This guy was just too unique.

The troll looked back, his red eyes focusing on me, then beamed—a broad winsome smile. He waved his paw to me and, waddling for some reason, set off to look for Harlequin.

That seemed to be it. I redistributed the mana flow equally between the two chicks and, too lazy to walk, teleported to the Temple. Everything seemed to be all right there. The puppies were crawling around, the guards stood their watch, the dwarf sniffed indignantly as he hauled armfuls of mithril deep down the corridor. I had to do something about his temper. I really didn't enjoy all that mumbling and looking daggers. What could I think of that dwarves liked? What would soften him? Beer, gold, a pole-axe, a smoking pipe and a beard—this was all I knew about dwarves. Being a zombie, it was unlikely he was able to smoke or drink—on the contrary, it would upset him further. Gold was definitely inferior to mithril; a war he'd have to wait for, and as for a beard... He didn't have one, his old burns were just too bad. Could it be why he was so bitter? It was probably easier for me to walk around the city in the nude than a respected Master from the Kingdom Under the Mountain could show in public without his beard. Wonder if they had wigs for sale here? Having said that... I got an inkling of an idea.

I watched the bald dwarf leave and walked out into the courtyard. There he was, Lena's father. Time to make his acquaintance. He, too, had chosen default character settings: a human being with a small pouch—was it a conscious choice or just mindless clicking through character generation? Then again, he was supposed to be a chief hospital physician so his IQ had to be high by definition.