“I usually think of it as a bathroom,” Robinson said, and pointed to a small tiled area, which had a bank of electrical outlets and a couple of covered drains on the floor, flush with the tile. “That’s the medical nook, by the way. Right where the toilet would be.”
“You’re not exactly giving me the hard sell on this apartment, Ms. Robinson,” I said.
“Well, to be fair, if all you’re looking to do is park your threep every night, this isn’t a bad choice,” Robinson said. She pointed to the back right corner, where grooves and high-voltage outlets were set into the wall, ready to receive inductive chargers. “It’s designed with standard threep cradles in mind, and the hardwired and wireless networks are fast and have deep through-put. The space has been designed with threeps in mind, so you don’t have inessential things taking up space, like closets and sinks. It’s everything you need and absolutely nothing you don’t.”
“I hate it,” I said.
“I thought you might,” Robinson said. “It’s why I showed it to you first. Now that we have it out of the way, we can look at something you might actually be interested in.”
I stared back at the spot of tile and thought about putting a human body there, more or less permanently. “These kinds of apartments are hot right now?” I asked.
“They are,” Robinson said. “I don’t usually deal with them. Not enough commission on these. They usually get rented through online want ads. But yes. Right now, this kind of apartment is selling like hotcakes.”
“Now I’m feeling a little depressed,” I said.
“You don’t have to feel depressed,” Robinson said. “You’re not going to live here. You’re not going to have your body in here.”
“But apparently some people are,” I said.
“Yes,” Robinson said. “Maybe it’s a blessing the bodies don’t notice.”
“Ah, but that’s not true,” I said. “We’re locked in, not unconscious. Trust me, Ms. Robinson. We notice where our bodies are. We notice it every moment we’re awake.”
* * *
I felt like Goldilocks for the next several stops. The apartments were either too small—we didn’t look at any more apartments that were officially efficiencies, but a couple were at least informally around the same square footage—or too large, too inconvenient, or too far away. I began to despair that I would be destined to store my threep at my desk at the Bureau.
“Last stop of the day,” Robinson said. By now even her professional cheeriness was wearing through. We were in Capitol Hill, on Fifth Street, looking at a red town house.
“What’s here?” I asked.
“Something off the usual menu,” Robinson said. “But it’s something I think you might be a good fit for. Do you know what an intentional community is?”
“‘Intentional community’?” I said. “Isn’t that another way of saying ‘commune’?” I looked up at the town house. “This is a weird place for a commune.”
“It’s not exactly a commune,” Robinson said. “This town house is rented out by a group of Hadens living together and sharing the common rooms. They call it an intentional community because they share responsibilities, including monitoring each other’s bodies.”
“That’s not always a great idea,” I said.
“One of them is a doctor at the Howard University Hospital,” Robinson said. “If there’s any substantial problem, there’s someone on hand to deal with it. I understand it’s not something you’ll need, of course. But there are other advantages and I know they have a vacancy.”
“How do you know these people?” I asked.
Robinson smiled. “My son’s best friend lives here,” she said.
“Ah,” I said. “Did your son live here too?”
“You’re asking if my son is a Haden,” Robinson said. “No, Damien is unaffected. Tony, Damien’s friend, contracted Haden’s when he was eleven. I’ve known Tony all his life, before and after Haden’s. He lets me know when they have a vacancy. He knows I won’t bring over anyone I don’t think would be a good fit.”
“And you think I would be a good fit.”
“I think you might be. I’ve been wrong before. But you’re a special case, I think. If you don’t mind me saying so, Agent Shane, you’re not looking for a place because you need a place. You’re looking for a place because you want a place.”
“That’s about right,” I said.
Robinson nodded. “So, I thought I would let you look at this and see if it’s something you want.”
“Okay,” I said. “Let’s take a look.”
Robinson went to the door and rang the bell. A threep opened it and threw its arms wide when it saw her.
“Mama Robinson!” it said, and gave her a big hug.
Robinson gave the threep a peck on the cheek. “Hello, Tony,” she said. “I brought you a prospect.”
“Did you,” Tony said, and looked over to me. “Chris Shane,” he said. I was momentarily surprised—I didn’t think my new threep was that well known already—but then remembered I had turned on my public ID earlier in the day. A second later Tony’s own ID popped up: Tony Wilton. Thirty-one. Originally from Washington, D.C.
“Hi,” I said.
He waved us in. “Let’s not keep you standing on the stoop,” he said. “Come on, Chris, I’ll show you the room. It’s up on the second floor.” He led us inside and up the stairs. As we walked down the second-floor hall, I glanced into one of the rooms. A body lay in a cradle, monitors nearby.
I looked over to Tony, who saw me looking. “Yup, that’s me,” he said.
“Sorry,” I said. “Reflex.”
“Don’t be sorry,” Tony said, opening up the door to another room. “If you live here you’ll do your time checking in on all of us to make sure we’re still breathing. Might as well get used to it. Here’s the room.” He stood aside to let Robinson and me in.
The room was large, modestly but comfortably appointed, with a window facing out to the street. “This is really nice,” I said, looking around.
“Glad you like it,” Tony said. He nodded to the furniture. “The room’s furnished, obviously, but if you don’t like what you see here we have basement storage to put it in.”
“No, it’s fine,” I said. “And I like the size of it.”
“It’s actually the biggest bedroom in the house.”
“None of the rest of you wanted it?” I asked.
“It’s not a question of wanting it,” Tony said. “It’s a question of affording it.”
“Got it,” I said, and figured out another reason Robinson thought I might be good for this address.
“You understand what the setup here is?” Tony asked. “Mama Robinson explained it to you?”
“Briefly,” I said.
“It’s not really that complicated, I promise,” Tony said. “We share chores and monitoring duties, make sure everyone’s tubes and drains are in working order, pool funds for house improvements. Occasionally we go out as a group and do social things. We call it an intentional community, but it’s more like a college dorm. Just less drinking and smoking pot. Not that we ever did that. Also less roommate drama, which we did do, if you remember college at all.”
“Are you the doctor?” I asked. “Ms. Robinson said one of you was a doctor.”
“That’s Tayla,” Tony said. “She’s at work. Everyone’s at work, except me. I’m a contract coder. Today I’m working for Genoble Systems, on their brain-interface software. Tomorrow, someone else. I usually work from here, unless a client needs me on-site.”
“So someone’s always here.”
“Usually,” Tony said. “Now. Should I make like I don’t know who you are, or can I admit that I was reading about you on the Agora yesterday?”
“Oh, joy,” I said.
“You’ll note I said everyone is at work,” Tony said. “So you’re not likely to get judged for that. We have a range of political opinions in the house as it is.”
“So you know I’m an FBI agent,” I said.
“I do,” Tony said. “Deal with conspiracies and murders?”
“You’d be surprised,” I said.
“I bet I would,” Tony said. “Well, I just met you but I like you. You’ll have to meet and get the approval of the others, though.”