“Against the revenuers?”

“The computers. I picked this up—thought you might want to read it. Maybe I can recruit you.”

Dundee put the book down on the desk and Paul turned it around to read the title. Guerrilla Handbook for Computer Haters.

“Read it,” Dundee said. “I’ve already started my campaign. I paid the Con Ed bill this morning. Made out the check for two cents less than the bill, and I cut two extra holes in the computer card. And I told Marjorie from now on all postage stamps go on sideways—it screws up their magnetized scanners.” Dundee settled into the leather armchair at the corner of the desk. He glanced out toward the East River and seemed ready to make a remark about the visible smog but didn’t; Dundee was a New Yorker and unlike Sam Kreutzer he didn’t need to talk about the city. He said, “You busy right now?”

“No, I just walked in.”

“Oh, that’s right, you had lunch with their majesties the Arizona clients today. How’d it go?”

“I think we’ll get to handle the audit.”

“I knew you were the best one to go. You to do the soft sell and Sam to dazzle them with figures and jokes.”

“I’m not even sure I want the job. Mergers like that can be messy. Remember the Bradshaw thing?”

“It gave Mel Gregson his first coronary. I could hardly forget it. Incidentally I ran into Bradshaw Junior the other day at the Harvard Club.” Dundee shook his head sadly. “The blood does thin out from generation to generation. He’s got no macho at all. Remember the old man?”

“Bradshaw? No, he was before my time.”

“Hell, you’re not that young. You’re as old as I am. He only died twelve years ago.”

“I meant it was before my time with the firm. I was still downtown then.”

Dundee did an oh-yes-I-forgot, stupid-of-me frown. “Somehow you give the impression you’ve been here forever, Paul. I don’t know if that’s a compliment or not. Anyway, about young Bradshaw—funny, he’s at least forty-five but he’s still Bradshaw Junior to everybody around here. He buttonholed me with a big brag about how he made ten thousand dollars last month by selling short when the slump started. He made some wise remark like ‘Only a fool holds out for top dollar.’ No class at all, this second generation. The old man, now, he was something else. You must have heard the stories.”

“A few.”

“One of the real men. He got his start down in Houston by reclaiming old bricks from buildings that were undergoing demolition.”

“I never knew that.”

“Most people don’t. Everybody seems to think he just went out at the age of seventeen and scratched a hole in the dirt with a stick and struck oil. Not Bradshaw. He made his capital the hard way and then he bought his way into the oil business. But by God the man knew what money was really for.”

“Did he.”

“The first year he hired us to do his returns he listed seven girls on a single expense voucher and claimed he’d spent a total of four thousand dollars on them—and he told me privately he was being conservative on the voucher.” Dundee shook his head in remembered admiration. “I remember one time he paid a Nieman-Marcus model three thousand dollars to take a shower naked in an oil gusher at one of his wells. I think I’ve still got the photo clipping from the Daily News.”

“Last of the big spenders.”

“You don’t know the half of it. Of course he kept a high-powered gang of press agents on big retainers just to keep his name out of the papers, in his last years, but he never slowed down. He used to paint New York like nobody else—spend four, five nights in a row hitting shows and nightclubs like a cyclone. Never went to bed. Seemed to get along with a few cat naps on restaurant tables. He’d have two or three call girls in his suite around the clock so he wouldn’t have to pick up a phone if he felt horny. And mind you, this is when he was well into his sixties.”

Dundee smiled faintly. “Course he was a brutal old son of a bitch, he had moss growing down his north side, but he had a lot of charm too. He was a member of the Metropolitan, the Union League, he had respectable people on his boards of directors. But by Christ the man had style. There’s nobody around like that any more.”

“Maybe it’s just as well,” Paul said drily.

“No. Nowadays we’re all nothing but a series of seven digits. Unless we take up arms the computers’ll grind the life out of any potential Bradshaws we may have left. A pudgy finger tapped the book on Paul’s desk. “You read it. I bet you’ll join up.”

It seemed to conclude Dundee’s anecdote-for-the-day; he cleared his throat, and when he resumed, it was in his getting-down-to-business voice. “Now. About Ira Nemserman. The damn fool’s done it again.”

“Oh Christ.”

Dundee slid a couple of sheets of folded paper from his pocket and tossed them on top of the anti-computer manual. “Read it and bleed.”

Paul had a look. Ira Nemserman was one of the self-made men. He had learned to count money in the millions but to him any numbers which weren’t preceded by dollar signs were numbers that had to be computed on fingers and toes, and usually inaccurately. Obviously Nemserman had typed the two sheets himself—a capsule summary of income and outgo for the past quarter—and someone, probably Dundee, had circled two items in red: a common-stock block purchase on January sixteenth and the sale of the same block on June nineteenth.

Paul said, “I don’t believe it. I just don’t believe it.”

“He’s a child. You know that.”

“A filthy-rich child. It’s not as if this is the first time.”

“I think you’d better get him on the phone, Paul.”

“God, I’d like to wring his neck.”

“Before you do, remember the size of the fees he pays us.” Dundee got up to go. “And don’t forget to read that book.”

When Dundee was gone Paul reached for the phone and pushed the intercom button. “Get Ira Nemserman for me, will you, Thelma?”

It was ten minutes before she buzzed him back. “I have Mr. Nemserman for you now.”

“Good girl.”

“Benjamin?”

“Mr. Nemserman,” he said wearily. “Where are you?”

The voice sounded like lumps of concrete rattling down a construction chute. “Steam room at the gym. What can I do for you?”

“Can you talk?”

“Sure I can talk. I got no secrets from anybody. You ought to know that—you’re my accountant, haw.”

Paul closed his eyes and squeezed his temples. “Mr. Nemserman, I’ve got your quarterly figures in front of me here.”

“Good. I did a nice job for you this time. Everything organized good and neat. Hell, Benjamin, I do three quarters of your work for you—you ought to cut your fee, you know that?”

“That’s funny, Mr. Nemserman, because I was just thinking about doubling it.”

“Haw.”

“You’ve got a problem.”

“Will you listen to this. He tells me I’ve got a problem. Benjamin, right now I’ve got so many problems that if anything else happens today it’ll be at least ten days before I can worry about it. What with the Dow Jones down more than eight points today, the Exchange Index down thirty-six cents——”

“Mr. Nemserman, you’re trying to claim a capital gain on this block of Conniston Industries, is that right?”

“So?”

“You bought it January sixteenth, you held it until June nineteenth, and you sold it for a gain of four hundred and forty-two thousand dollars.”

“That’s what is says on my paper, don’t it?”

“Yes, sir. That’s what it says. You’re sure there’s no mistake about those dates? You couldn’t have written June when you meant July?”

“Now why the hell would I have waited for July when the stock was up that high in June?”

“Mr. Nemserman, from January sixteenth to June nineteenth is precisely five months and three days.”

“Five mon—oh my God.”

Paul rolled his eyes toward the ceiling. “That’s right. You’ve declared a capital gain, and your tax on that would be a little over a hundred and ten thousand, but actually this is straight unearned income because you didn’t hold the securities a minimum of six months. So your total tax bill on the sale is likely to run you somewhere around two hundred and seventy thousand more than you figured.”