The first one, Vera, was having none of that. “Madison Grace, I remember that box, and I remember the day he gave it to you.”

“He gave Maddy a picture frame on her sixteenth birthday,” Tilda said.

“No, he gave me a picture frame on my fifteenth birthday.”

“Was it your fifteenth?” she asked, looking skyward in thought. “I thought that was the year you were sent to your room for sneaking a kiss with Bradford Kingsley in the broom closet.”

“I never kissed Bradford Kingsley,” Maddy said, appalled. “We were just talking. And besides, he liked Sarah Steed.”

All three heads dropped in unison, apparently remembering their friend fondly.

“Poor girl,” Vera said. “She had such bad breath.”

They all nodded sadly before Tilda added, “If only she could’ve outrun that rooster, she and Bradford may have eventually married.”

I watched the three reminisce with no one the wiser. The tiny one, Vera, seemed to be the oldest, with Tilda second and Maddy bringing up the rear. Watching them was kind of like watching a sitcom. And since I rarely had time for TV anymore, I stood back and took complete advantage of the entertainment.

They started arguing again about a paint set as the little girl took the box she’d found to her mother. The woman’s eyes sparkled with interest. “How much is this?” she asked a man sitting in a lawn chair.

“I’ll take two and a quarter.”

“Two and a quarter?” Vera yelled, rocketing out of her melancholy. She shook a fist at the man. “I’ll give you an even five square in the jaw. How’s that?”

“Don’t get your hackles up,” Maddy said, eyeing her elder sister.

Vera cupped her ear and leaned forward. “What?”

“Oh, for heaven’s sake, Vera Dawn, you can hear me just fine, now. We’re dead.”

“What?”

Tilda shook her head and looked over at me. “She does that to annoy us.”

I laughed softly and scanned the small crowd to make sure no one was paying too close attention. “Would you like to cross?” I asked them.

“Goodness, no,” Maddy said. “We’re waiting for our sister. We all want to cross together.”

That was new.

“That sounds nice. You know where I’ll be when you’re ready.”

“Sure do,” Vera said. “You’re kind of hard to miss.”

I spotted an old piece of equipment sitting lopsided on a card table. “What is that?” I asked, my eyes glossing over in fascination.

“Not really sure,” the man in the lawn chair said.

“Maddy, your grandson always was a dirty scoundrel.” She looked at me. “His poor mother hasn’t been in the nursing home a week, and he’s selling everything she ever owned.”

“Everything any of us ever owned,” Tilda said. “And that’s a lie detector. Our father worked for Hoover, don’t cha know.”

“That Hoover was an odd man,” Vera said, her nose crinkling in distaste.

Maddy frowned at her. “How come you can suddenly hear?”

Vera cupped her ear again. “What?”

I stifled a giggle. “A polygraph machine? For real?”

“What?” This time it was the dirty scoundrel of a grandson who’d asked.

“Does it work?”

“No idea,” he said before lifting a beer.

“Does it work?” Maddy asked as though I’d offended her. “It works like a dream. I used it on Tilda once when she went out with my boyfriend behind my back.”

“That wasn’t me, Maddy. That was Esther. And because you had no clue what you were doing, the results were inconclusive.”

“How much?” I asked the man.

He shrugged. “I’ll take twenty for it.”

“Sold.”

“Twenty? Twenty dollars? That should be in a museum, not in a yard sale. That boy needs his hide tanned something fierce.”

I paid the guy, then walked back over to them. “I agree. If this is original FBI equipment, I bet I can get it to the right people.”

“You can do that?” Maddy asked.

“I can try,” I said with a shrug.

“Thank you,” Vera said.

I nodded and took my prize.

“I did too know what I was doing,” Maddy said as I walked off. “I just chose to be the bigger person.”

Tilda snorted and the arguments began again. I almost felt sorry for their sister Esther. She had a lot of baggage waiting for her when she passed.

I decided to drop off the polygraph machine at home before checking in at the office. If Agent Carson and I were still friends, I would give it to her with explicit instructions to get it to the right people. Surely there was an FBI museum somewhere, and it could earn me brownie points. I was a firm believer in brownie points. They were like Cheez-Its. And Oreos. And mocha lattes. One could never have too many.

As I was driving home, however, an elderly woman appeared out of nowhere in the street ahead of me. Reflexes being what they were, I swerved to the right, narrowly missing a herd of parked bikes and sideswiping Misery against a streetlamp.

I screeched to a halt, hitting my forehead on the steering wheel

The woman had been in a paper-thin nightgown, both the gown and her hair a soft baby blue. Though I’d only seen her a second, it was enough to register the fear on her face, in her fragile shoulders. She looked nothing like Aunt Lil, but I couldn’t help but compare the two. If Lil was scared and lost, I would search the world over for her. That was the impression I’d gotten from this woman.

Thankfully, the area I was in at the moment wasn’t super busy. No one noticed my little mishap. I glanced over to check on Mr. Andrulis. He was still staring straight ahead, nary a care in the world, so I scanned the area for the woman. She was gone.

Left with no other choice, I pulled back onto the street and started for home again, only to have the woman appear again. In the middle of the road.

It took every ounce of strength I had to curb my knee-jerk reaction and slam on the brakes. Swerve to the side. Hit something. I bit down and braked slowly as we drove through the woman. After checking traffic, I pulled into an empty parking lot and got out. She was gone again.

No way was I playing this game all day. I’d kill someone at the rate I was going. So I crossed my arms, crossed my ankles, and leaned against Misery in wait. After another minute or two, the woman appeared again. She materialized right in front of Misery, looked around as though trying to gain her bearings, then disappeared again. I rounded the front of my Jeep and waited. This time when she appeared, I gently took hold of her arm.

She blinked, then furrowed her brows, squinted her eyes, presumably against my brightness, and looked up at me.

“Hi,” I said softly about a microsecond before she hauled her foot back and kicked me in the shin so hard, it brought tears to my eyes. I let go of her, took hold of my shin, and hopped around, cursing under my breath. After gathering myself, I turned and glared at her. “That had to hurt your toes.” She was barefoot, after all. “Please tell me that hurt your toes.”

“Where are you taking him?” she demanded, her wrinkled face, like cracked porcelain, puckering in anger. She raised a fist at me, reminding me very much of Vera from the yard sale.

“Your name isn’t Esther, is it?” I asked. She could have been the sister they were waiting for.

“My name is none of your concern, hussy. You give him back this minute.”

Hussy? “Hashtag color-me-confused,” I said her. “And this week’s insanity award goes to the crazy lady with the blue hair.”

“I ain’t crazy, and you give him back. I heard about women like you.”

She eyed me up and down like I repulsed her. I was horridly offended.

“No. I’m not giving him back.” I leaned in and said through my teeth still gritting in pain, “You can’t have him.” Then I frowned in thought. “Who?”

“Like you don’t know.”

I had a thousand comebacks, but none of them made sense. One can only say things like

Your mama

and

Stick a sock in it