They then burgled every item of material they could find: Goggletoad's nappies, Gobber's pajamas, Mogadon the Meathead's tent, Valhallarama's bra -- anything they could get their hands on. The grown-ups were too busy consulting amongst themselves to take any notice.
Snotlout cheered up a bit because he could show off his superior skill at Burglary. He managed to steal Baggybum's knickers right off him as he was standing
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[Image: Valhallarama's extra strong heavy duty bra]
[Image: Baggy bum's hairy knickers]
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in a Huddle discussing a Plan of Action. Baggybum didn't notice, not even when he reached a hairy hand down to absentmindedly scratch his great bottom -- he was too busy talking about Bigger and Better Methods of Yelling.
The boys then wrapped the feathers up in the material, so that they would fly out when the bomb was dropped.
Each team of ten boys was armed with about a hundred of these feather bombs wrapped in a great parcel made out of an old sail.
Hiccup led the Hooligans toward the Long Beach, while Thuggory took the Meatheads to Unland-able Cove.
The thin column of boys were excitedly chattering as they set off behind Hiccup; Wartihog and Clueless dragging the sail at the rear, the dragons circling and diving a couple of feet above their heads. Vikings are practically fearless, having been bred to be soldiers, so even Hiccup and Fishlegs had a surge of excitement at the thought of the battle to come.
But as soon as the monster came into sight again, the boys and the dragons instantly dropped to their tummies and squirmed forward, hearts beating hard.
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It was impossible that ANYTHING could be
THAT big.
Hiccup led them as near as he dared to the edge of the cliffs surrounding the Long Beach.
They looked down on the terrible creature snoring in front of them. His nostrils alone were as big as six front doors, and the stench reeking out of them made it difficult for the boys to breathe.
Wartihog, who had always had a delicate stomach, threw up disgustingly in the heather.
Hiccup, Fishlegs, and Clueless unwrapped the feather bombs and gave one to each boy. The boys called their dragons, as softly as they could, and each put a feather bomb in their dragon's mouth.
They then stood up on the edge of the cliff with their dragons on their outstretched arms.
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This took about the same amount of bravery it might take for you to leap off a mountain at a thousand feet. Even with the monster fast asleep, the natural reaction was to keep hidden in the bracken.
Hiccup tried not to breathe in.
He lifted his arm to give the command to begin.
"Go," whispered Hiccup.
"GO!" yelled back the boys, and ten dragons flew up and circled around the vast sleeping head.
Just as the Green Death inhaled, Hiccup shouted "NOW!" and the dragons let go of the feather bombs.
The Green Death took in a breath that was half air and half feathers. He woke with a gigantic sneeze and, as he shuddered and coughed, Fireworm, who was treading air near his right ear, gave a speech which went something like this, but a lot more irritating:
"Greetings, O Seadragonus Pusillanimus Min-imus, from my Father, the Terror of the Seas. He is feeling like feasting on tie barbarians and if you get in his way. he will feast on YOU.swim away, little seaslug, and you will be safe ~ but stay, on this island and you will feel tie sharpeness of his claws and tie fierceness of his fire."
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[Image: Fireworm leads the way in operation sneeze attack
Valhallarama's bra makes a particularly effective double bomb]
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The Giant Monster tried to laugh sarcastically and cough at the same time, but this is virtually impossible, and a feather went down the wrong way, making him cough even more.
Then Fireworm bit him on the nose.
It must have felt like a flea bite, but the Monster was outraged.
Through streaming eyes, the Green Death made a swipe at this irritating dragon-flea and missed. One giant claw tore down part of the cliff-face instead.
The nine other dragons had by this time returned to collect more feather bombs from the boys on the cliffs.
"NOW!" yelled Hiccup and, with split-second timing, they let their bombs fly. They hit their target of the Green Death's nostrils and he collapsed with coughing again.
"You cannot win, puny worm," crowed Fireworm. "Wriggle back to tie sea. where you belong and let my Master have his supper."
Now the Green Death was reallycross.
He bounded lopsidedly after Fireworm, trying to bat away this irritating little speck of a dragon with his claws.
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But the Green Death had the same sort of difficulty in catching Fireworm as you might have if you tried to catch a firefly with your bare hands. Dragons are better than humans at that sort of game but the Green Death kept on missing because his eyes were streaming so much.
"Missed again!" sneered Fireworm, enjoying herself hugely -- and she flapped just out of reach of the Green Death's claws. The Green Death made another wild leap toward her as Fireworm flew on around the corner of the cliffs, steering the monster in the direction of Unlandable Cove.
Hiccup and the boys ran after them as fast as they could, but they hadn't a hope of keeping up. Running through heather is not unlike running through knee-deep molasses, and they kept disappearing up to their knees in the bog.
As Fireworm and the Monster got farther and farther ahead in their race along the shore line, it took longer and longer for the other dragons to fly back to the boys and return with more feather bombs.
The military commanders among you will recognize the kind of problems that ensue when the supply line can no longer reach the forces at the front.
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Eventually it was taking so long to reload that there came a moment when there were no more feathers tickling the Green Death's nostrils and his eyes stopped streaming and suddenly he could see the maddening Fireworm pinpoint clear. . . .
The Green Death made a lightning reflex swipe at the red dragon and caught her in one gigantic claw.
It was lucky for Fireworm that at that very moment the Purple Death came crashing round the corner and struck the Green Death heavily in the stomach. His grip loosened on Fireworm for a second and she flew off, panting with relief.
The Green Death sat down heavily in the sea and fought for breath.
The Purple Death did much the same.
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Chapter 15 THE BATTLE AT DEATH'S HEAD HEADLAND
While Hiccup and his team had been enraging the Green Death, Thuggory and histeam had been infuriating the Purple Death.
The two monsters ran smack into one another as they met at the corner of Death's Head Headland.
One of Fireworm's wings was broken in two places from her experience in the Green Death's grip, but she bravely flew back and made her final speech into his ear as he sat gasping for air in the shallows.
"Here he is," shouted Fireworm. "MyMaster, tie Purple Horror, who will tear you limb from limb and spit out your toenails!"
And Fireworm flew away lopsidedly as fast as she could, with one wing trailing behind her.
The Green Death was having a bad day.
Ordinarily, a Seadragonus Giganticus Maximus would not dream of attacking another animal of the same breed. They avoid fighting each other because
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they know they are so heavily armed that the battle risks ending in death for both of them.
However, the Green Death had been attacked and jeered at by minuscule creatures who had inflamed and outraged his vanity. This Creature, who seemed to think he was tougher than the Green Death himself, had struck him heavily in the chest.