"No, is he here?"

"Oh, aren't you funny," she said.

There was intimacy in the way Dolly stood and talked, which seemed to suggest that we really ought to be in bed together, and until then we were just marking time.

"Yes, I am," I said. "Do you have any theories on the horse assaults?"

"Oh Lord no," she said. "That's not my business."

"What is your business?" I said.

She nodded at Clive, who was talking with a group of guests.

"Keeping him happy," she said.

"Which you do well."

She didn't appear to do anything, but I could feel the energy between us again.

"Which I do very well," she said.

Penny came by and took my arm.

"Sorry, Dolly, the big boss has ordered me to introduce him around."

"It's best to follow orders," Dolly said, and drifted away toward Clive.

"Wife?" I said.

"Girlfriend."

"Where's your mother?"

"Left years ago. She lives in San Francisco with a guitarist."

"You get along?" I said.

"With Dolly? Oh sure. She keeps Daddy happy and when Daddy's happy, everybody's happy."

"Who's the younger blond guy she's with?"

"That's her son," Penny said. "Jason."

"She's older than she looks," I said.

Penny smiled brilliantly.

"We all are," she said.

With her arm through mine she steered me through the guests. We stopped in front of a woman whose idea of easy informality appeared to be gold sling-back shoes with glass heels and a gauzy white dress. She was good-looking. Every woman at the party was good-looking. They all looked as if they had just stepped from the shower and doused themselves with lilac water and taken plenty of time getting ready for the party.

"This is my big sister," she said. "Stonie. Stonie, this is Mr. Spenser, whom Daddy has hired to protect Hugger."

"Well," Stonie said, "you certainly have the build for it."

"You have a nice build too," I said.

"Why, aren't you just lovely to notice."

The man with her turned away from his conversation and put out a hand.

"Cord Wyatt," he said. "I'm the lucky husband of this lady."

He was taller than I am and slim, with the kind of loose build I associated with polo players. Since I had never seen a polo match, my association may not have been accurate. He had the tan and the perfect smile, and so did his wife. Everybody had it. If I were a skin cancer specialist, I'd move right down here.

"And this is my middle sister, SueSue."

It was getting monotonous. Blond hair, tan skin, white teeth. SueSue's dress was flowered.

"Wow," SueSue said.

"Wow?" I said.

"No one told me you were a hunk," SueSue said.

"Sadly," I said, "no one has told me that either."

"Well, you surely are," she said.

"He doesn't look like so much to me," a man said.

"My husband, Pud," SueSue said.

I put my hand out. Pud didn't take it. He appeared to be drunk. As I thought of it, maybe SueSue was drunk too. Which was too bad-it took a little something away from the "hunk" designation.

"Pud," I said, and took my hand back.

Pud looked like he might weigh 250, but it was weight that had collected on a frame designed to support maybe 210. He had the look of a college football player ten years out of shape. He was probably stud duck at the Rotary Club cookouts. I could have taken him while whistling the Michigan fight song and balancing a seal on my nose.

Pud said, "So, how you doing, Hunk?"

"Fine, thank you, Pud."

I maybe put a little more edge into "Pud" than I had to, but on the whole I was being the soul of civility.

"My wife thinks you're a hunk," he said.

His tongue was having a little trouble, and "you're" came out as a compromise with "you are."

"A common misperception," I said. "You must have the same problem, Pud."

He frowned at me. Even sober, I suspected, his strong suit would not be thinking.

"You got yourself a problem," he said, "with my name?"

"Oh, Pud," SueSue said. "Nobody gives a damn about your silly old name."

Penny was quiet; she seemed sort of interested.

"The hunk don't like my name," he said, and stared at me. The stare would have been scarier if he could focus.

"It's quite a lovely name," I said. "Is it short for something?"

"His father's name was Poole," SueSue said. "Poole Potter. He called his son Puddle."

"I see," I said.

"I don't think I like you talking to my wife, Hunk."

"Of course you don't," I said.

"So buzz off."

He put his hand on my chest and gave me a little shove. It was too little. I didn't move.

"Pud," I said. "Please don't make a mistake here."

"Mistake? What mistake? I'm telling you to buzz off."

"You're drunk," I said, "and I'm even-tempered. But don't put your hands on me again."

He had a low-ball glass in his right hand that appeared to contain bourbon. He took a bracing pull on it.

"I ought to knock you on your keister."

"Sure," I said, "but you can't and you're just going to look like a goddamned fool. Why don't I apologize and you accept and we'll go our separate ways?"

"You think I can't?"

Neither Penny nor SueSue made any move to intervene. There was something a little unpleasant flickering in SueSue's eyes as she watched.

"Pud, I've been doing this for a living since before you started pickling your liver. It's not a good match for you."

He stared at me. Some part of him got it. Some part of him knew he'd gotten in where he didn't belong. But he was too drunk to back down. He looked at SueSue. The unpleasant glint was still in her eyes. She smiled an unpleasant smile.

"Don't you let him push you around, Pud Potter," she said.

He frowned as if he were trying to concentrate, and put his drink on a table next to him. It came the way I knew it would, a long slow looping right punch that I could have slipped while writing my memoirs. I blocked it on my left forearm. He threw a left of the same directness and velocity. I slipped the left, put my hand behind his shoulder, and used the slow force of the punch to continue him around. When he was turned, I put my foot against his butt and shoved. He stumbled forward and fell on the lawn, and got up with deep grass stains on the knees of his white slacks.

Walter Clive detached himself from the group he was entertaining and walked over. Dolly came with him.

"What seems to be the problem?" he said.

"Pud is drunk," Penny said.

Clive nodded. "And being Pud," he said.

"Yes."

Pud was standing, looking a little disoriented, ready to charge.

"SueSue," Clive said. "Take Pud home."

He turned to me.

"I apologize for my son-in-law. He's a little too fond sometimes of that sippin' whiskey."

"No harm," I said.

Clive never looked to see if Pud was leaving. Which he was, led by SueSue away from the bright circle of Japanese lanterns. Dolly smiled at me warmly. The smile made me think of perfumed silk. I was pretty sure I knew what she did to make Clive happy.


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