They hurried up the ramp and strapped in.
“This could be a little bumpy,” La said. “We’re going suborbital.” Three bells rang, and then the machine roared. Matthew and Martha were pushed back into the cushions by several gees.
La looked back at them, unaffected. “This will only take a couple of minutes,” she shouted. “Then we’ll coast.”
“What’s going on?” Martha screamed.
“It’s just a different kind of flying,” Matt shouted. “A lot faster. When it ends, we’ll be weightless for a while.”
“How can you be weightless?”
“You’ll enjoy it,” he said hopefully. He knew people who really didn’t. He’d done it once, and barely kept his lunch down.
The ship was suddenly silent, and they were floating free.
“You can undo your straps and move around,” La said. “Just be strapped in before reentry, about forty minutes.”
Martha unclicked and drifted free. “Oh my,” she said. “It’s like being on a swing!”
“Yeah, exactly,” Matt said, choking back gastric juices. He was glad he hadn’t eaten in hours.
She closed her eyes and shuddered all over, smiling, hugging herself. Was she having an orgasm? Her first?
She grabbed her knees and rotated slowly. “Oh . . . this is glorious. Matt?”
“It’s . . . it’s really fine.” He needed a drink of water in the worst way. Would the faucets work? “La? I need—”
“Bottled water in the fridge.”
He clambered over the acceleration couch and pushed himself in that direction, which unfortunately caused him to rotate backward. After two and a half turns, he was able to snag the galley door, then drift toward the fridge.
“Bring me one?” Martha called.
“Sure.” He got the top off one and stopped spinning by grabbing on to the fridge handle. He drank greedily from it and snorted some out his nose, which caused some dignified sneezing, coughing, and retching. A small universe, globules of water, saliva, and snot, radiated away from him. But the nausea passed, and he kicked himself gently back into the control room, a bottle of water in each hand.
Martha squeezed the bottle experimentally, and a string of globes floated free, flexing in and out of globular symmetry. “Have you ever seen anything like that?” He had, but it from was somebody else’s missed barf bag.
“Don’t do too much of that,” La said. “It all winds up on the floor.”
“Oh—of course it will.” She chased after a bubble and bit it.
Matt discreetly crawled back into the seat and belted himself in while Martha cavorted. He drank the whole bottle of water and hoped there would be gravity again before he had to urinate.
After what seemed to Matt like more than forty minutes, La told Martha to strap herself back in.
“We have to use atmospheric braking.” They slammed into the atmosphere, and the machine shook violently, making disturbing noises, while the view of Earth dissolved into orange glow.
They were flying over what seemed to be unbroken forest. “This was deep in the middle of LA when it was me,” La said. They slowed, losing altitude and banking.
Abrupt cliffs fell into the sea. “You would expect ruins, at least,” she said.
“I don’t know,” Matt said. “Even the Pyramids were wearing down after a few thousand years. After twenty-four thousand, they probably wouldn’t even be bumps.”
“There’s someone. Or something.” She banked toward a clearing where several small figures were running for the woods. Their approach would be pretty dramatic, screaming in out of an empty sky.
They eased down onto a soft meadow. “Defense,” she said, and with an oiled-metal sound, the gun barrels and lasers and pressors slid out.
“You don’t have to come with me,” she said. “But we should be safe even from dinosaurs.”
The three went down the ramp together, into the smell of pine and wildflowers. “We don’t look very friendly,” Martha said, looking back at the ship.
“Maybe we don’t want to,” Matt said. “There may not be any humans here, by that guy’s definition, but those were upright bipeds.”
“Smart enough to run away from us,” La said. “Let’s see whether they’re curious enough to come back.”
After a few minutes, one of them did. It was a bear, peering at them from behind a tree.
A sort of bear. It held a long spear with a metal tip and held it using an opposable thumb-claw. It stepped into the clearing, exposing a broad leather belt, from which hung two knives, large and small, and a pot and a frying pan.
It turned and spoke, or growled, quietly, to unseen companions, and they could see it was wearing a leather backpack with a tarred leather canteen attached.
It took a few steps toward them, then jammed its spear point first into the ground. It took a few more steps and stood still, facing them, arms folded.
“Do you speak English?” La said.
It growled at her, but the growl seemed gentle, and articulated, like language.
“Can you analyze that?” Matt said.
“Not without any referent. He might be saying that you smell good enough to eat.”
Matt touched his chest. “Matt.”
The bear looked at him for a moment, then touched its own chest. “Bear.” It pointed at Matt. “Mad.” Then at La and Martha. “Womads.”
“Two out of three’s not bad,” Matt said.
It smacked its chest twice. “Dot bad. Good.” It turned to the tree line and roared something. Five others came into the clearing and laid down their spears and clubs.
“Fum Aus’ralia?” it asked.
“No, we’re from here.” La pointed down. “Los Angeles. Twenty-four thousand years ago.”
It looked up at the ship and nodded. “Bime brav’lers.” It turned to the others and repeated the observation in bear language. Then it pointed at Martha and Matt. “Live.” Then at La: “Dead.”
“Not really,” La said. “But I’m not alive, either, the way you appear to be.”
“You know about time machines,” Matt said.
“Sh-ure. Bring in-fu-inza. Most humads die, doe bears. Lods do eat.” It said a long sentence to the other bears, and they laughed in a disturbing way, all snarls and teeth.
“Come bag wi’ us,” the bear said. “We cab dalk.”
“We’ll follow you in the time machine,” La said.
“No.” Its paw swung around faster than the eye could follow. But instead of the paw knocking La’s head off, the pressor field knocked the bear back in a cartoonish backward somersault. When it got back to its feet, the big pressor gun barked and it smacked it to the ground, obviously dead, bones pulverized.
“You two ought to get back up the ramp.” They were already halfway.
The surviving bears were picking up their weapons. “Don’t kill them,” La said. “Knock them down.” The pressor gun did, with a loud quintuple boom, as La walked unhurriedly away.
“I don’t think we’re going to make any progress here.” She took her station. “Might as well push the button.”
“Gladly.”
“You know where we’re headed?” La said. “What position in four-space?”
“We predicted this one was going to be in orbit,” Matt said. “That was going to be a problem.”
“No problem now. Do it.”
Matt pushed the button, and it all went gray except for the face of Jesus. “Stay close to her,” he said. “She is trying to push the button herself. But so far it only works if you do it.”
The Earth was a huge curve above them, and they were dropping up into it.
“How far up are we now?” Martha whispered.
“Call it A.D. 320,000,” Matt said. “Though they might be using a different calendar by now.”
“I mean miles.”
“I don’t know. Hundreds?”
“Three hundred twenty-eight, from sea level,” La said. “Shall we go back and see what’s happening in Australia?”
“They were so friendly there,” Martha said.
“It’s the only place to aim for. I’m getting a strong broad-spectrum carrier wave from the center of the continent. ”
“That’s all, a carrier wave?”
She nodded. “No information, just a position. Eighty minutes.”