“Have they started yet?” Fiona asked breathlessly.
“I thought you were planning on remaining in your room all day,” Marilla said in a sulky voice.
“I was, but then Mrs. McVittie told me that they were bringing out a caber.” Fiona’s eyes danced merrily behind her spectacles. “There is no way I would miss this.”
“Taran won’t let us get too close,” Marilla complained. “He said the caber field is no place for the sexes to mingle.”
“When did he become such a stickler for propriety?” Fiona asked.
“You’d be surprised,” Catriona muttered.
The three ladies stood in silence for a few moments, instinctively huddling together for warmth as they watched the men from afar. Catriona still couldn’t believe they were going to try to toss a caber, although truth be told, it hadn’t required much prodding on her part. The men had been almost absurdly eager to show off their prowess; truly, the only difficulty had lay in obtaining a caber. And even that hadn’t been that difficult. Taran’s men were presently hauling it up from the west field.
Taran said something that made the men laugh, and then Rocheforte grinned and raised his arms as if to make his muscles bulge. Catriona felt herself grinning along with him. She’d had no cause to speak with him this day, but he certainly did seem an easygoing sort.
“Do you know where Lady Cecily is?” Fiona asked.
“No, I haven’t seen her at all,” Catriona replied. “Of course I’ve been stuck with Taran since breakfast.”
“Except when you ran off with the duke,” Marilla said in a waspish voice.
Fiona turned to Catriona with unconcealed interest.
“I didn’t run off with the duke,” Catriona retorted. “We merely finished breakfast at the same time.”
“And left me alone,” Marilla sniffed.
“With the Earl of Oakley!”
“You had breakfast with Lord Oakley?” Fiona asked her sister.
“I was having breakfast with the Duke of Bretton until Catriona ran off with him,” Marilla said.
Catriona let out an exasperated sigh. There had never been any point in arguing with Marilla. Instead, she turned to Fiona and asked, “What have you been doing all day?”
“Altering dresses,” Fiona told her. “That’s probably what’s caught up Lady Cecily, too. Did no one tell you about the trunks that were brought down from the attic?”
“Not until I saw Marilla at breakfast,” Catriona told her. “My room is in an entirely different part of the castle.”
“The servants’ wing,” Marilla murmured, not taking her eyes off the men. Lord Oakley was laughing at something that his cousin had said. He looked quite different when he smiled. Much more pleasing to the eye, Catriona decided.
Although still nothing compared to the duke.
Fiona gave her sister an annoyed glance before turning back to Catriona. “If you’re comfortable in the dress you came with, you’re not missing out. Most of the gowns in Taran’s attic were for ladies of more ample endowment than we possess.”
Marilla shot her a supercilious look.
“Well, than some of us possess,” Fiona corrected. “You really should have let me take your gown out a bit, Marilla.”
Marilla ignored her. Fiona shrugged and turned back to Catriona. “Do you think they know what a caber is?” she asked, the corners of her lips tilting into a tiny smile.
“His Grace is aware that it is a log,” Catriona replied, biting back a smile of her own. “Of what length or girth he imagines it, I do not know.”
“The other two are part Scottish,” Fiona mused. “They must be, if they are related to Taran.”
“I’ve never seen them here before.”
“Nor I.” There was a beat of silence, then Fiona murmured, “It’s possible . . .”
“. . . that they have absolutely no idea what they’re getting into?” Catriona finished for her.
Fiona grinned in response.
“Well, I think you’re very unwise to have suggested this,” Marilla announced. “When they see the caber and realize they can’t lift it, they are going to feel like fools. And men do not like being made fun of.”
“That presupposes that none of them are in possession of a sense of humor,” Catriona responded. She looked over at the men again. Or rather, still. She hadn’t taken her eyes off them even once. The duke appeared to be having a grand time, laughing heartily at something Mr. Rocheforte had said.
Then he turned, and their eyes met.
And he smiled. Grinned, really.
Catriona’s heart stopped. She felt it, thumping loud, then skipping three beats.
“Did you see that?” Marilla said excitedly. “His Grace just smiled at me.”
“I thought he was looking at Catriona,” Fiona said.
“Don’t be silly.”
“Bait to which I shall not rise,” Catriona murmured.
“What did you say?” Marilla demanded.
Catriona didn’t bother to answer.
“Oh, look,” Fiona said. “Here come the men with the caber. I daresay the snow is making it easier to transport.”
Catriona craned her neck to watch as four of Taran’s men brought the caber into view. It was an enormous thing, at least fifteen feet long. They’d looped chains around the enormous log, pulling it along like a sleigh.
“Time to prove your manhood, boys!” Taran announced, loudly enough for the women to hear. His arm swept through the air in a majestic arc. “The ancient, ceremonial caber.”
It was gloriously massive. At least sixteen stone and thick as a man’s leg.
Catriona felt her lips pressing together, hard, just to keep from laughing. She couldn’t see the expressions on Lord Oakley’s or Mr. Rocheforte’s faces, but the Duke of Bretton’s mouth had come positively unhinged.
“Respect the caber!” Taran yelled. “Ye’re going first, Duke!”
Bretton stared at it.
“Now remember,” Taran said loudly, “it doesn’t matter how far you throw it, it’s all about landing it on its end.”
“You’re joking,” the duke said.
“It’ll balance,” Taran assured him, “if you do it right.”
Catriona tried not to giggle.
“Excuse me,” the duke said.
“Pfft. Brrrght.” All sorts of ungraceful noises were spit forth from Catriona’s mouth until she finally just gave up and laughed.
“Uh-oh,” Fiona said, but Catriona was laughing too hard to have any idea what she was talking about.
“Catriona,” Fiona said in a warning voice.
“Oh! Oh!” Catriona yelped, gasping for breath.
“I told you so,” Marilla crowed.
Catriona wiped her eyes and looked up just in time to see the duke barreling toward her. “Your Grace,” she chirped, the squeaky noise just about all she could manage.
He pointed a finger at her. “You said it was a log.”
“It is a log,” she said, not that her words were remotely intelligible through her giggles.
“It’s a bloody maypole!”
“Oh, I think it’s bigger than a maypole.”
His lips clamped together in a straight line, but he couldn’t fool her. The Duke of Bretton, it seemed, was in possession of an excellent sense of humor. In three seconds, he’d be laughing just as hard as she was.
“Still think you can toss it?” Catriona said daringly.
He stepped forward. To the rest of the observers, he must have looked furious, but she could see the mirth dancing in his eyes. “Not . . . even . . . an . . . inch.”
And then she lost herself entirely. She laughed so hard she doubled over, so hard she feared she might faint from lack of breath. “Your face! Your face!” she gasped. “You should have seen your face!”
“Catriona!” Marilla exclaimed, horrified. And it was true, Catriona supposed. One wasn’t supposed to talk to a duke in such a way.
But his face! His face! It had been priceless.
She laughed even harder, grabbing on to Fiona for support. The other men had ambled over, grinning at her uncontrollable mirth, and out of the corner of her eye, Catriona saw that Lady Cecily had joined the party, too. The poor girl was clad in some sort of antique mourning gown, the heavy black bombazine dragging through the snow.