"Our lives are bare stone," they told the grammarian's third daughter, "and the sudden alternation of blazing day and pitchblack night. We are too poor to have a king or queen, but we will give our most respected person, our shaman, as spouse to anyone who can improve our situation."
The third daughter thought for a while, then unslung her unwieldy bag, placed it on the bone-dry ground, and opened it. Out flew rosyand delicatelike butterflies. Dimfollowed, looking like a moth.
"Our country will no longer be stark," cried the people with joy. "We'll have dawn and dusk, which have always been rumors."
One by one the other adjectives followed: rich, subtle, beautiful, luxuriant.This last resembled a crab covered with shaggy vegetation. As it crept over the hard ground, plants fell off it -- or maybe sprang up around it -- so it left a trail of greenness.
Finally, the bag was empty except for nasty words. As slimyreached out a tentacle, the third daughter pulled the drawstring tight. Slimyshrieked in pain. Below it in the bag, the worst adjectives rumbled, "Unjust! Unfair!"
The shaman, a tall, handsome person, was nearby, trying on various adjectives. He/she/it was especially interested in masculine, feminine,and androgynous."I can't make up my mind," the shaman said. "This is the dark side of our new condition. Before, we had clear choices. Now, the new complexity puts all in doubt."
The sound of complaining adjectives attracted the shaman. He, she, or it came over and looked at the bag, which still had a tentacle protruding and wiggling.
"This is wrong. We asked for an end to starkness, which is not the same as asking for prettiness. In there -- at the bag's bottom -- are words we might need someday: sublime, awesome, terrific,and so on. Open it up and let them out."
"Are you certain?" asked the third daughter.
"Yes," said the shaman.
She opened the bag. Out crawled slimyand other words equally disgusting. The shaman nodded with approval as more and more unpleasant adjectives appeared. Last of all, after grimand gruesomeand terrific,came sublime.The word shone like a diamond or a thundercloud in sunlight.
"You see," said the shaman. "Isn't that worth the rest?"
"You are a holy being," said the daughter, "and may know things I don't."
Sublimecrawled off toward the mountains. The third daughter rolled up her bag. "All gone," she said. "Entirely empty."
The people looked around. Their land was still a desert, but now clouds moved across the sky, making the sunlight on bluff and mesa change. In response to this, the desert colors turned subtle and various. In the mountains rain fell, misty gray, feeding clear streams that ran in the bottoms of canyons. The vegetation there, spread by the land-crab luxuriantand fed by the streams, was a dozen -- two dozen -- shades of green.
"Our land is beautiful!" the people cried. "And you shall marry our shaman!"
But the shaman was still trying on adjectives, unable to decide if she, he, or it wanted to be feminine or masculine or androgynous.
"I can't marry someone who can't make up her mind," the third daughter said. "Subtlety is one thing. Uncertainty is another."
"In that case," the people said, "you will become our first queen, and the shaman will become your first minister."
This happened. In time the third daughter married a young hunter, and they had several children, all different in subtle ways.
The land prospered, though it was never fertile, except in the canyon bottoms. But the people were able to get by. They valued the colors of dawn and dusk, moving light on mesas, the glint of water running over stones, the flash of bugs and birds in flight, the slow drift of sheep on a hillside -- like clouds under clouds. The name of their country was Subtletie. It lay north of Thingnesse and west of Change.
Back home, in the unnamed city, the grammarian's fourth daughter came of age.
"We each have a room now," she said to her mother, "and there's plenty to eat. But my sister and I still don't have dowries. I don't want to be an old maid in the marketplace. Therefore, I plan to go as my older sisters did. Give me what you can, and I'll do my best with it. And if I make my fortune, I'll send for you."
The mother thought for a while and rummaged in her study, which was almost empty. She had sold her books years before to pay for her daughters' educations, and most of her precious words were gone. At last, she managed to fill a bag with adverbs, though they were frisky little creatures and tried to escape.
But a good grammarian can outwit any word. When the bag was close to bursting, she gave it to her fourth daughter.
"This is what I have left. I hope it will serve."
The daughter thanked her mother and kissed her one remaining sister and took off along the highway, the bag of adverbs bouncing on her back.
Her journey was a long one. She made it womanfully, being the most energetic of the five daughters and the one with the most buoyant spirit. As she walked -- quickly, slowly, steadily, unevenly -- the bag on her back kept jouncing around and squeaking.
"What's in there?" asked other travelers. "Mice?"
"Adverbs," said the fourth daughter.
"Not much of a market for them," said the other travelers. "You'd be better off with mice."
This was plainly untrue, but the fourth daughter was not one to argue. On she went, until her shoes wore to pieces and fell from her weary feet. She sat on a stone by the highway and rubbed her bare soles, while the bag squeaked next to her.
A handsome lad in many-colored clothes stopped in front of her. "What's in the bag?" he asked.
"Adverbs," said the daughter shortly.
"Then you must, like me, be going to the new language fair."
The daughter looked up with surprise, noticing -- as she did so -- the lad's rosy cheeks and curling, auburn hair. "What?" she asked intently.
"I'm from the country of Subtletie and have a box of adjectives on my horse, every possible color, arranged in drawers: aquamarine, russet, dun, crimson, puce.I have them all. Your shoes have worn out. Climb up on my animal, and I'll give you a ride to the fair."
The fourth daughter agreed, and the handsome lad -- whose name, it turned out, was Russet -- led the horse to the fair. There, in booths with bright awnings, wordsmiths and merchants displayed their wares: solid nouns, vigorous verbs, subtle adjectives. But there were no adverbs.
"You have brought just the right product," said Russet enviously. "What do you say we share a booth? I'll get cages for your adverbs, who are clearly frisky little fellows, and you can help me arrange my colors in the most advantageous way."
The fourth daughter agreed; they set up a booth. In front were cages of adverbs, all squeaking and jumping, except for the sluggish ones. The lad's adjectives hung on the awning, flapping in a mild wind. As customers came by, drawn by the adverbs, Russet said, "How can we have skywithout blue?How can we have goldwithout shining?And how much use is a verb if it can't be modified? Is walkenough, without slowlyor quickly?
"Come and buy! Come and buy! We have mincinglyand angrily, knowingly, lovingly,as well as a fine assortment of adjectives. Ride home happily with half a dozen colors and cage full of adverbs."