"Oh, man," I said.
"If we survive, Jake is going to kill me for this. "
"I'm tired of running," Rachel said. "Let's kick some butt " That, of course, is classic Rachel. We were each about a foot long, counting our tail. So naturally, she thought we should attack some guys the size of Godzilla.
But you know what? I was tired of running, too. And I couldn't let poor Courtney get killed.
She was more than just a science project. Now she was sort of a sister rat.
I aimed right for the leg of the nearest guy. It was the size of a redwood, except that this redwood was blue. Baggy blue denim.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" I asked Rachel.
"I'm with you," she said.
We motored our tiny rat feet and shot forward. Faster, faster, as fast as we could go. Which, happily, turned out to be fairly fast.
Up the pants leg! I saw a flash of skin above the socks. I went for it. My tiny clawed feet grabbed onto that white gym sock and went straight up.
10 It was like going into a tunnel. The rough denim of the jeans scraped along my head and back. The pink flesh curved away beneath me. I dug my claws, front and back, into the skin and hairs of that huge leg, and shot wildly up the back of his leg.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Suddenly, the boy was no longer interested in Courtney.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH! IT'S ON ME! IT'S ON ME! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF MEEEEE!"
"NOOOO! OH! OH! OH!" the other boy screamed, as Rachel attacked.
"Yaaahhhh!" I cried, as the leg was thrown wildly back and forth. I slammed against the denim wall. I was slammed back against the curved pink skin. I scrambled wildly to hold on as the boy screamed and ran and shook his leg like a lunatic.
"AAAAAHHH! AAAAAAHHH! AAAAAHHHH!"
Out of the science lab we tore. Out into the hallway, with the two guys screaming the whole way.
I turned myself around, with great difficulty, and aimed downward. Out I shot. Out of the pants leg to freedom.
The last I saw of the two guys, they were still running in sheer panic.
I never did see Courtney again. I guess she found a place to live in the school walls.
At least I'd figured out why she wouldn't go through the maze.
Rachel and I found a safe place to demorph. Then we went to her house and gave her little sister a home perm. Business as usual.
11 Chapter Three
That evening, everyone came over. We usually hook up at the Wildlife Rehabilitation Clinic. Also known as my barn.
I guess we all get together once or twice a week. More often when there's a "mission" of some kind. I was surprised when Jake called to say we should get together because it had only been a couple of days since the last meeting. And as far as I knew, nothing serious had been planned.
I hoped this was only a meeting and nothing else. I had like zero spare time. School. Life.
That stuff takes time, you know?
I was cleaning the cages when the others started to arrive. It was a raccoon cage, to be specific. This raccoon had been hit a glancing blow by a car on the highway. A lot of the highway patrol guys know to call us if they see an injured animal by the road.
The raccoon would be okay, thanks to my dad. But in the meantime, it had to be fed and watered and medicated and its cage had to be kept clean. And all of that was my job.
I was wearing dirty overalls and big tall rubber boots. My arms were deep inside rubber gloves when Rachel showed up.
"Hey, Cassie."
"Hi, Rachel." I was bent over, concentrating on wiping out the raccoon's cage. I could tell the raccoon was seriously considering leaping on my face and chewing my nose.
"Sup Cassie. You get that outfit at Banana Republic? Or is that the new Express line?"
Rachel and I are best friends, but we are very different people. If you just saw Rachel walking by you'd probably think typical airhead mall-crawler. If you took a closer look you'd start to think, No, she's actually very beautiful, not typical at all.
And if you took a third look, she'd probably come over, get in your face, and say, "What are you staring at? Hello? You have some kind of a problem?"
Rachel is tall and blond and beautiful and fearless. She's Xena: Warrior Princess - only without the leather.
We must be the most mismatched best friends in history. Rachel could walk through the mosh pit at Lollapalooza on a rainy day and come out the other side looking like one of those models in Glamour.
I, on the other hand, will show up for my own wedding someday dressed in jeans and boots and socks that don't match.
I stood back from the raccoon cage. I smiled and gave a little twirl so Rachel could admire the outfit. "You like it? It's part of the Ralph Lauren Animal Poop collection."
12 "Someday I am going to knock you over the head, stuff you in a big bag, drag you to the mall, and force you to buy a dress. You can keep the big rubber boots, if you insist, but we're getting you a dress."
"You're kidding, right?" I asked Rachel. You can never be totally sure with Rachel.
She just smiled with her ten thousand bright white teeth.
I heard the sound of bikes being leaned up against the outside of the barn. Then I heard male voices.
"Batman could beat Spiderman? You expect me to take that seriously? Are you insane? I thought I knew you, Jake, but you're obviously an idiot. No offense. Spiderman would annihilate Batman."
Marco. Marco, sounding as serious as Marco is capable of sounding.
"Two words.- body armor. Spiderman's webs would not stick to Batman's body armor.
Homer, stay out here, boy. You can't go in."
That would be Jake. And Homer, his dog. Homer is not allowed in the barn. Being a dog, Homer believes small animals are meant to be chased.
Jake and Marco came through the small side door of the barn. Jake was in the lead, as usual.
If we Animorphs have a leader, it's Jake. He's strong, inside and out. And really good-looking. Also inside and out. I mean, he's just an amazingly cool guy.
Jake has had to grow up a lot in a very short time. It's weird to be a kid, and yet act like some kind of a general or something. We all decide the big stuff together. But when we're in a fight, it's Jake who has to make the little decisions a lot of times. The little decisions that could leave one of his friends dead.
It made me smile to realize that Jake could still enjoy absurd arguments with Marco. I sort of worry about the pressure on Jake.
Jake and I are kind of... you know. We like each other. As in like.
Marco was just behind Jake. He's smaller than Jake, with longer, darker hair, laughing, dark eyes, and an attitude.
Marco thinks the whole world is just a setup for a joke. Marco will tell a joke while he's bleeding and terrified and in pain. But there are times when his eyes lose their skeptical expression and grow glittery and dangerous.
"Cassie," Marco said, "you look beautiful, as always. Your use of manure as a fashion statement is so tasteful." Then he gazed at Rachel and winced. "Yikes! Every time I see you, you're taller. Stop it. Stop growing."
13 Rachel patted Marco on his head. "Don't worry. I don't look down on you for being short, Marco. I look down on you just for being you."
Marco grabbed his chest in pain. "Aargh! And Xena puts another spear in me."
"Hi, Jake," I said, ignoring the usual Marco-versus-Rachel stuff.
"Hi, Cassie," he said. He gave me one of his rare, slow smiles. "Hey, I heard this weird story.
These two guys at school claim they were attacked by a pair of lab rats."