"It may be about Zone Ninety-one, but not the way you think, Marco," I suggested. "Who knows what the Air Force is really doing out there?
Maybe they're testing some new super-weapon the Yeerks are afraid of."
Ax laughed. "A humanweapon that would frighten the Yeerks? That isn't possible. Sible. Pah-si-bull."
I felt a little insulted on behalf of the human race. But Ax was probably right. "Look, I just don't see where the Yeerks would care about some kind of alien ship that may be hidden out there. It's nuts. Unless . . .
unless maybe they don't know if the stupid conspiracy theory is true or not."
"I have to confess I don't really understand what you are all talking about," Ax said. "However, the Yeerks would know if there was something nonhuman anywhere on this planet's surface. Their sensors could do an analysis of the alloys. After all, the Yeerks are not exactly on the level of Andalites, but they aren't totally primitive. They would be able to detect the presence of alloys, plastic composites, or live metals — the sorts of things spaceships are built from."
I know Ax doesn't mean to sound condescending. But sometimes he ends up sounding that way just the same. Of course then he'll kind of spoil the whole Mr. Spock/Commander Data thing by saying something like: "Is wood tasty? Is it good to eat?"
"Yeah, but you want to use plenty of salt," Marco replied.
Jake looked troubled. "You know, it would be really bizarre if the whole conspiracy thing turned out to be true. I mean, what if the government really has been hiding some alien spacecraft out at Zone Ninety-one?"
"What is a Zone Ninety-one?" Ax asked.
"For one thing, I'd have to apologize to Marco," Rachel said. "But for another thing, maybe whatever it is they have hidden out there at Zone Ninety-one really could be used to penetrate the secrets of Yeerk technology."
"Well, guess we better find out," Jake said. First stop: the racetrack."
"And what exactly is a racetrack?" Ax asked. "Zactly?"
Chapter 13
It wasn't far to the racetrack. We decided to fly. We all had seagull morphs except Ax and Tobias. We figured seagulls wouldn't be too obvious flying around the racetrack barns and paddocks. Whereas an entire sky full of birds of prey might be. So we all morphed seagulls, Ax did his harrier, and Tobias stayed Tobias.
Flying as a seagull is the same as flying as an osprey in most ways. But in some ways it can be very different: You have to flap a lot more; you fly closer to the ground; and seagull brains have a different way of looking at the world than bird-of-prey brains. Seagulls are scavengers.
We flapped up and away from the barn, working our sharp-edged, swept- back white-and-gray wings. Ax and Tobias soared far overhead, watch- ing the sky for other predators.
But for the four of us seagulls, the trip was all one long garbage dump.
"Look! A Butterfinger wrapper! I think there's some left!"
"Look at that Burger King Dumpster! Oh, man, it's loadedwith french fries and leftover burger!"
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Cheese puffs!"
"No way! Someone threw out a half-eaten chicken leg! Extra crispy!"
"Wouldn't that almost be cannibalism?"
"Didn't we have this discussion before?"
"Hey, it's extra crispy. I love extra crispy!"
Now, yes, we could have struggled harder to control the seagull's mental obsession for anything even approaching food. But it would have been hard. And to tell the truth, it was kind of fun. Seagulls can spot food you wouldn't even think of. You'd be amazed the stuff people just throw away.
"Look! Out behind that Pappa John's. Pep-peroni!"
Anyway, we eventually made it to the racetrack. Without actually pausing to scarf any garbage.
From the air the track was a big, long, dirt oval outlined with a white rail fence. There was a high, covered grandstand on one side, and various long, narrow horse barns stretching out behind the stands.
The parking lot was about half full with cars and trucks pulling horse trailers. There was a good crowd of people, up in the seats and milling around beside the track itself.
Out in the middle of the oval track was a big electronic tote board. It was already posting the odds for the first race.
"Anyone see a good place to demorph?" Rachel asked.
"There must be some empty stalls in those barns," Tobias suggested.
"Just fly in and land."
"Or we could go check out the trash behind the clubhouse," Marco suggested.
"Seagulls," Tobias sneered. "You might as well be pigeons."
I guess to a hawk, calling someone a pigeon is a pretty bad insult.
We swooped low and fast along the back wall of a barn. The stalls were in two long rows, opening out to the outside on one side, and into a long connecting hallway on the other side. Sure enough, about half the stalls were empty.
I turned a sharp left. Seagulls can turn amazingly fast. And shot . . .
ZOOOOM! . . . straight in through an open stall door.
I landed on the dirty hay. "Looks okay in here," I called to the others.
ZOOOM!Z000M!Z000M!ZOOOM!ZOOOM!
The others flew in and landed near me. Then we began to demorph. It was easy. No problem.
Just one slight difficulty we'd overlooked: When you demorph you have to return to your normal body. For Rachel and Jake and Marco and me that meant human.
But for Ax that meant Andalite.
Chapter 14
"Okay, everyone, demorph," Jake said. Tobias? You want to go human or stay as you are?"
"l have to stay in hawk shape if I'm going to acquire a horse. In fact, while you guys demorph, I'll go ahead and try and find a horse I like."
See, you have to be in your original form if you're going to acquire a new morph. And, sad as it may be, red-tailed hawk is now Tobias's true body.
Tobias flew off, keeping his wings tight in the narrowness of the barn.
I began to demorph. My swept-back white wings grew fingers. My tiny legs sprouted up and up and up. My yellowish beak spread and softened to become lips.
And one thing was becoming clear: Four kids and an Andalite are kind of crowded in a single stall.
Everyone was about ninety percent human, and Ax was about ninety percent Andalite, when suddenly, without warning, I found myself staring at two old, old men. One was chewing the end of a slobbery cigar. They were looking over the stall door.
"What the ... what are you kids doing in that stall? And what in the name of all that's holy is that?"
What they were seeing was four kids who seemed to be wearing leotards decorated with feathers. And one really, really unusual creature like nothing either had ever seen before.
"Ax! Keep your head down!" I hissed. I leaped to get between the two old men and Ax's tail.
In case you've never seen an Andalite in person before, and obviously, you haven't, let me explain. Andalites look like a weird cross between a deer, a horse, a scorpion, and a human. They have the bodies of slender horses or large deer, except that their fur is blue and tan.
Their upper bodies seem almost human, until you get to the head, which is so totally nothuman you'd never mistake it. Like I said earlier, Andalites have no mouths. They eat by absorbing grass up through their hooves as they run. And they communicate telepathically with thought- speak. Plus, there's the whole eye thing.
Andalites have four eyes. Two are right where you'd expect them to be.