I fell forward, no longer able to stand on my legs. I fell forward just as the bare bones of my fingers melted together and hardened into hooves.
CLUMP!
My front hooves hit the ground. And now the horse — the realhorse — was starting to get extremely worried. He had come out of his "acquiring"
funk. And now he was beginning to realize something very, very, very
wrong was happening right there in his own stall.
"HreeEEE-heee-heee-he!"
"It's okay, boy," I started to whisper. But just as I started the word "okay,"
my entire face exploded outward.
My own nose just got up and left. It moved away. Far away. It sprouted into a muzzle a foot long. More than a foot long!
My nose grew so monstrously huge that it forced my eyes apart. It was incredible! My eyes, which had been just an inch apart, like any normal person's eyes, were spreading further and further. And as they separated, I found my field of vision growing wider and wider.
But then it was too wide! My eyes were staring out of the sides of my head. My eyes were where my temples should have been. And in be- tween those eyes was a nose the size of Rhode Island. My nose had stretched out so far it had dragged my mouth along for the trip.
I heard an awful growling, grinding sound coming from inside my own head. My teeth itched as they were replaced by the thick, flat teeth of a horse.
I was now almost a complete horse. Then, somewhere way, way back, I felt a tail sprout like some hyperactive weed. Okay, now I was done.
The real horse stared at me from one big watery eye. It sniffed me. What it smelled . . . was nothing. At least to a horse brain. Horses and other animals that rely on smell are not equipped for the idea that they could smell another horse and have it smell exactly like them.
It would be like a human suddenly finding herself face-to-face with a person who was identical. Only horses aren't exactly the geniuses of the animal kingdom. They can't make any sense of it.
So, weirdly enough, the real horse's reaction was to grow calmer. It was more or less as if I weren't there. And the stranger thing was that as I felt the horse brain in me awaken and bubble up beneath my own human consciousness, I felt the same way about the other horse.
It was like: What other horse?
I tested the horse's senses. Excellent hearing. Good sense of smell. But eyesight was a mess. I was nearsighted, but far worse than that was the way I was staring in opposite directions at the same time. My eyes looked left and right. I had no depth perception in those directions. I couldn't really tell very well if something on my left was two feet away or five feet. If you had put two sticks in the ground, I probably could not have told you which was closer.
But directly ahead of me, there was a zone where my horse eyes overlapped. Only there did I have binocular vision like humans and hawks have. I could see depth but only in the area right in front of me.
It was strange. But what was disturbing was the level of energy the big horse had. It was like every single muscle in my body was being given an electric jolt. I was an entire power plant of pure energy!
But there was nothing uncontrollable about the horse brain. I felt hunger, but not the raving, lunatic hunger of some species. I felt an edgy concern, but nothing like the insane, mind-eating fear of a small mouse or squirrel.
/ can handle this,I told myself. Just one thing left to do. I have to get out of the stall and out of the barn. And morph back and find the others.
Okay, three things to do.
There was just no way to be subtle about it. I stuck my big golden head out over the stall door and did what no horse has ever been smart enough to do: I slid the little lock to one side and pushed the stall door open.
Just act normal, I told myself. Yeah. Anormal girl who's turned into a racehorse.
I stepped out. I could see in both directions simultaneously, so I saw the two groups of stable workers at opposite ends of the barn.
Ooookay. Just walk on down.
One of the men froze. He stared. And then he came rushing over. "Hey!
It's Minneapolis Max! He's out of his stall. How the ... someone is going to catch some grief behind this! Joe! Grab his bridle, for crying out loud!
Quick, before Max here starts raising Cain!"
From the other side of my head I spotted the teenager I'd kicked earlier.
He raced to the stall I'd just left. "Hey, Mr. Hinckley! There's another horse in here that looks exactly like —"
"Just shut up and bring me his gear! Now! NOW!"
"Yes, sir."
The man called Hinckley approached me slowly, carefully. With good reason. The horse in me was skittish. He was a combination of scared and mad. Mad at the man, sure. But much madder at the smell of the other stallions in other stalls. One in particular. His scent stuck in my nostrils and really, really annoyed me.
I didn't know what that other stallion thought he was doing on myturf, but I was ready to go hoof-to-hoof with him and show him who was boss!
"HrrrEEEE-hee-hee-heeHRRRR-EEEEE-heee-heee-he!" I whinnied at ear-splitting volume, screaming my challenge to combat.
"Hey, boy. You know you're in the next race so you decided to come on out? Save that energy, big guy. That's my champion! That's my Min- neapolis Max."
That's when it hit me. I'm no racing fan. But the name penetrated my slightly deranged consciousness. I recognized that name.
I had just morphed the horse who was expected to go on to win the Kentucky Derby.
"Come on, boy, we have a race to run."
That was fine with me. I wanted to run.
Chapter 16
"Cassie. It's me, Tobias. I don't know if you can hear me, but you're the only one I haven't found. If you can, give me some kind of sign, anything.
Where are you?"
"l'm down on the track," I said.
"Hey! You must be in morph if you're thought-speaking!"
"Yes, I am definitely in morph."
"Well, where are you? Whatare you?"
"l'm in horse morph, Tobias."
"Cool. So where are you?"
I sighed. "Look at the track. See the horses being led into the starting gates? See the horse whose jockey is wearing red-and-green silks?
Number twenty-four?"
"You're kidding."
"No, Tobias. I am not kidding."
"How did this happen?"
"lt's a long story. And I don't have time to tell it. I have a race to run." My jockey was barely a feather on my back. That didn't bother me. But I really did not like the bit in my mouth. It was infuriating! Almost as in- furiating as the dark brown stallion one stall over.
I snorted defiantly at the brown stallion.
"Easy. Easy," the jockey said.
Out of my right eye I spotted Marco pushing his way through the crowd.
He waved frantically.
"l see you, Marco. It's okay, don't worry."
Obviously, Tobias had told the others of my predicament.
"Who's worried?" Marco yelled. "I just want to know if you're going to win.
I have five bucks I could bet on you!"
"Very funny. Oh, very, very funny."
My jockey yanked my bridle and dug his toe into my side. And the dumb thing was, I didn't really know what he wanted me to do. See, I had the instincts of the horse I had morphed. But I did not have the lifetime training of the professional racehorse named Minneapolis Max.
So I had to actually think about it. With my human brain. I was pretty sure he wanted me to move toward the starting gates. So I did.