"Fifty-six thousand? Not millions, at least? Mill-yuns. Millie-yuns." He laughed. "I like that word. It makes nice sounds in my human mouth."
Rachel rolled her eyes. "Yeah. It's a swell sound. Sometimes I just lie in bed for six or seven hours doing nothing but saying 'million.'"
Ax was totally unfazed. "That is a sarcasm sound, right?"
"Sarcasm. Asm. Casm. Yeah, that was sarcasm, Ax," Rachel said. But she laughed in a nonsarcastic way and shook her head, causing her volumes of blond hair to shake silkily.
Rachel is my cousin, so I don't think of her as beautiful; but every other person does. She's not just beautiful; she's one of those people who always seems to have a special spotlight on them wherever they go.
But Rachel isn't about looks. I know this sounds corny, like something from a sword-and-sorcery game, but Rachel is a warrior. I don't know what she'd have become in her life if this war with the Yeerks hadn't happened. But once it did happen, it was like Rachel had found her place in the universe, you know? Like it was all some inevitable part of her destiny.
Personally, I don't feel that way. I'd be happy to go back to being a normal guy. But I don't know about Rachel. There's something fierce inside her.
"So, let's see this famous Web page," Tobias said. "I have to get home.
There's some guy trying to move in on my meadow. I have to be there to keep up my claim."
"Another red-tail?" Cassie asked him.
Tobias jerked his head toward her. It was a very birdlike movement.
"Yes. And he's tough."
The Tobias I was looking at was the same Tobias I'd first met with his head in a toilet and two bullies holding him upside down. But that was an illusion. Tobias had broken rule number one of morphing: Never stay more than two hours in a morph or you stay permanently.
Tobias is now a red-tailed hawk. He lives as a hawk, hunts as a hawk, and eats as a hawk. But he was able to recover his power to morph. He is still a hawk. But he can morph into his old human body for two hours at a time.
If he stays longer, he's back to being human. But he'd lose his morphing powers forever. And he wants to stay in the fight.
Tobias has been changed more than any of us by all this. Not just physically. He's lost more. Given up more.
"Okay, here it is," I said as the Web page filled the monitor screen.
Cassie leaned over me to see better. She pressed her hand on my shoulder to support herself.
"This page is devoted to letting the world know about the Yeerk threat!
This is not a joke. This is not the usual Internet nonsense. This is serious. This is deadly serious."
I looked over my shoulder at Cassie. "See? Yeerks. A Web page about Yeerks. Do you believe this?"
She shook her head. "No. It's bizarre."
The page had four icons. "Facts about Yeerks," "Suspected Human-Yeerks,"
"Types of Yeerks," and "Chat About Yeerks."
"Have you already checked all these out?" Tobias asked.
Before I could answer, Marco grabbed my shoulder. "You disabled your cookies, right?"
"His cookies?" Cassie asked. "Disabled cookies? Excuse me?"
Marco rolled his eyes. "You really need to think about joining up with this century, Cassie. A cookie is a Web browser tag that can give a Web site some information about you. Not you, you. But your screen name."
"I disabled it," I said, with a wink for Cassie.
"Disabled cookies," she said with a derisive snort. "Computer nerds have this ridiculous need to make up stupid terms for everything. All they want to do is make normal people feel . . ."
She went on about it for a while. Cassie believes in real things like people and animals. She's not exactly a big fan of technology.
"So. What did you look at, Jake?" Marco asked me, giving Cassie a disdainful, pitying look, which she ignored.
"Well, I looked at Types of Yeerks.' There's a drawing of something that looks kind of like a Hork-Bajir. But there are two other drawings that don't look like anything we've seen."
I clicked to that page. Up came the drawing of the Hork-Bajir.
"Not bad,"Rachel said.
"Obviously, whoever drew that had a pretty good idea what a Hork-Bajir looked like," Marco said.
The other drawings appeared jerkily on the
screen. One looked like a standard, Close Encounters of the Third Kind type of alien. The other two looked like a Cardassian from Deep Space Nine and a Narn from Babylon Five.
"Someone's been watching too much TV," Marco said with a derisive laugh.
"Ax, have you ever seen any real aliens that look like those?"
"Like that one, yes." He pointed at the fetal-looking Close Encounters alien. "It is similar to the mature phase of a species called Skrit Na.
The Skrit, the immature phase, is like a giant cockroach. This could be a Na. Only Na usually walk on all fours like sensible creatures.
Rea-tures. Cuh-reee-chers. My brother, Elfangor, once had some big adventure involving Skrit Na. But he never told me much about it. The other species are all unknown to me."
"So. What does this tell us?" I asked.
"The accurate Hork-Bajir picture could be a coincidence," Marco said, "or maybe it's a mix of real information and bogus information. Or maybe someone out there knows more about Yeerks and the various species they've conquered than Ax knows."
Cassie nodded her agreement. "A mix of truth and lies, or else a coincidence."
"A 'mix of truth and lies' is like the definition of the Internet,"
Rachel said. "Equal parts reality and delusion."
"It's the same thing in the 'Facts about Yeerks' and the section about human-Controllers. Not that they use the term 'Controllers,'" I said. "Some of it may be true. But most of it is bull. I mean, it's like supposedly every politician in the country is a Controller. If that were true, the Yeerks would have already won."
I clicked on the list anyway and the others all crowded in close to look over my shoulder.
"The President," Cassie read. "Yeah, right. And the Vice President.