She started down out of her wall-less office, adjusting her cap at an angle she hoped looked smart and alert.
"Anna," Steiner called. She looked back.
"How did Hoeffer take it when you reminded him Tango Charlie only has six more days left?"
"He threw his pipe at me."
Charlie put Conrad and Helga back in the whelping box, along with Dieter and Inga. All four of them were squealing, which was only natural, but the quality of their squeals changed when Fuchsia jumped in with them, sat down on Dieter, then plopped over on her side. There was nothing that sounded or looked more determined than a blind, hungry, newborn puppy, Charlie thought.
The babies found the swollen nipples, and Fuchsia fussed over them, licking their little bottoms.
Charlie held her breath. It almost looked as if she was counting her brood, and that certainly wouldn't do.
"Good dog, Fuchsia," she cooed, to distract her, and it did. Fuchsia looked up, said I haven't got time for you now, Charlie, and went back to her chores.
"How was the funeral?" asked Tik-Tok the Clock.
"Shut up!" Charlie hissed. "You... you big idiot! It's okay, Foosh."
Fuchsia was already on her side, letting the pups nurse and more or less ignoring both Charlie and Tik-Tok. Charlie got up and went into the bathroom. She closed and secured the door behind her.
"The funeral was very beautiful," she said, pushing the stool nearer the mammoth marble washbasin and climbing up on it. Behind the basin the whole wall was a mirror, and when she stood on the stool she could see herself. She flounced her blonde hair out and studied it critically. There were some tangles.
"Tell me about it," Tik-Tok said. "I want to know every detail."
So she told him, pausing a moment to sniff her armpits. Wearing the suit always made her smell so gross. She clambered up onto the broad marble counter, went around the basin and goosed the 24- karat gold tails of the two dolphins who cavorted there, and water began gushing out of their mouths.
She sat with her feet in the basin, touching one tail or another when the water got too hot, and told Tik-Tok all about it.
Charlie used to bathe in the big tub. It was so big it was more suited for swimming laps than bathing.
One day she slipped and hit her head and almost drowned. Now she usually bathed in the sink, which was not quite big enough, but a lot safer.
"The rose was the most wonderful part," she said. "I'm glad you thought of that. It just turned and turned and turned..."
"Did you say anything?"
"I sang a song. A hymn."
"Could I hear it?"
She lowered herself into the basin. Resting the back of her neck on a folded towel, the water came up to her chin, and her legs from the knees down stuck out the other end. She lowered her mouth a little, and made burbling sounds in the water.
"Can I hear it? I'd like to hear."
"Lord, guide and guard all those who fly..."
Tik-Tok listened to it once, then joined in harmony as she sang it again, and on the third time through added an organ part. Charlie felt the tears in her eyes again, and wiped them with the back of her hand.
"Time to scrubba-scrubba-scrubba," Tik-Tok suggested.
Charlie sat on the edge of the basin with her feet in the water, and lathered a washcloth.
"Scrubba-scrub beside your nose," Tik-Tok sang.
"Scrubba-scrub beside your nose," Charlie repeated, and industriously scoured all around her face.
"Scrubba-scrub between your toes. Scrub all the jelly out of your belly. Scrub your butt, and your you-know-what."
Tik-Tok led her through the ritual she'd been doing so long she didn't even remember how long. A
couple times he made her giggle by throwing in a new verse. He was always making them up. When she was done, she was about the cleanest little girl anyone ever saw, except for her hair.
"I'll do that later," she decided, and hopped to the floor, where she danced the drying-off dance in front of the warm air blower until Tik-Tok told her she could stop. Then she crossed the room to the vanity table and sat on the high stool she had installed there.
"Charlie, there's something I wanted to talk to you about," Tik-Tok said.
Charlie opened a tube called "Coral Peaches" and smeared it all over her lips. She gazed at the thousand other bottles and tubes, wondering what she'd use this time.
"Charlie, are you listening to me?"
"Sure," Charlie said. She reached for a bottle labeled "The Glenlivet, Twelve Years Old," twisted the cork out of it, and put it to her lips. She took a big swallow, then another, and wiped her mouth on the back of her arm.
"Holy mackerel! That's real sippin' whiskey!" she shouted, and set the bottle down. She reached for a tin of rouge.
"Some people have been trying to talk to me," Tik-Tok said. "I believe they may have seen Albert, and wondered about him."
Charlie looked up, alarmed—and, doing so, accidentally made a solid streak of rouge from her cheekbone to her chin.
"Do you think they shot at Albert?"
"I don't think so. I think they're just curious."
"Will they hurt me?"
"You never can tell."
Charlie frowned, and used her finger to spread black eyeliner all over her left eyelid. She did the same for the right, then used another jar to draw violent purple frown lines on her forehead. With a thick pencil she outlined her eyebrows.
"What do they want?"
"They're just prying people, Charlie. I thought you ought to know. They'll probably try to talk to you, later."
"Should I talk to them?"
"That's up to you."
Charlie frowned even deeper. Then she picked up the bottle of Scotch and had another belt.
She reached for the Rajah's Ruby and hung it around her neck.
Fully dressed and made up now, Charlie paused to kiss Fuchsia and tell her how beautiful her puppies were, then hurried out to the Promenade Deck.
As she did, the camera on the wall panned down a little, and turned a few degrees on its pivot. That made a noise in the rusty mechanism, and Charlie looked up at it. The speaker beside the camera made a hoarse noise, then did it again. There was a little puff of smoke, and an alert sensor quickly directed a spray of extinguishing gas toward it, then itself gave up the ghost. The speaker said nothing else.
Odd noises were nothing new to Charlie. There were places on the wheel where the clatter of faltering mechanisms behind the walls was so loud you could hardly hear yourself think.
She thought of the snoopy people Tik-Tok had mentioned. That camera was probably just the kind of thing they'd like. So she turned her butt to the camera, bent over, and farted at it.
She went to her mother's room, and sat beside her bed telling her all about little Albert's funeral.
When she felt she'd been there long enough she kissed her dry cheek and ran out of the room.
Up one level were the dogs. She went from room to room, letting them out, accompanied by a growing horde of barking jumping Shelties. Each was deliriously happy to see her, as usual, and she had to speak sharply to a few when they kept licking her face. They stopped on command; Charlie's dogs were all good dogs.
When she was done there were seventy-two almost identical dogs yapping and running along with her in a sable-and-white tide. They rushed by another camera with a glowing red light, which panned to follow them up, up, and out of sight around the gentle curve of Tango Charlie.
Bach got off the slidewalk at the 34strasse intersection. She worked her way through the crowds in the shopping arcade, then entered the Intersection-park, where the trees were plastic but the winos sleeping on the benches were real. She was on Level Eight. Up here, 34strasse was taprooms and casinos, second-hand stores, missions, pawn shops, and cheap bordellos. Free-lance whores, naked or in elaborate costumes according to their specialty, eyed her and sometimes propositioned her.