Quote, “You cannot run faster than a bullet.”

This agent fated forever enjoy comfort of such trap.

All every student instant quick donning latex hand cover during field marshal squat so expose pink pleated tissue today lesson. Grant access. Same now, voice field marshal summon name initial agent to volunteer.

Begins here twenty-sixth account of operative me, agent number 67, attending alive living torture Junior Swing Choir. Have initiated construction weapon of mass destruction XXXXXX. Crafting success recent foray for obtain deadly neurotoxin XXXXXX. Effective dispersal method XXXXXX. For official record, current now, ape mimic joyous facial expression fellow student during bellow propaganda lyrics. All lauding agrarian United State deemed Oklahoma, primitive environment employing equine labor for drag wheeled conveyance despoiled with superfluous decorative fringe.

This agent stance among ranked students, multiple row sorted tone of voice, segregated, this agent directed endure amidst shrill mouths female student. Voice operative me directed bellow solely most squeal-pitched portions each lyric. Describe glowing carriage desecrated with hang of fringe. Honey lambs. Stalk cereal corn grown height comparable eyeball of pachyderm. Insane garbage lyrics. Directed no scowl during bellow such lunatic word.

For official record, most big words printed ink across American news broadsheet this today announce male parentage Trevor Stonefield arrested by state, charged sodomize abuse own son. Coarse newsprint image present Glen Stonefield eyes bleeding copious water during placed in bondage by law officers. Female Stonefield in addition bleeding eye water, flat palms female hands pressured both face cheeks male, female calf muscles contracted so balance atop toes, fisted lips reach until almost moment contact lips male parentage. Male Stonefield strain against bonds. Female hands securing final moment male face.

During bellow attributes Oklahoma state, conceal newsprint folded said photograph within trouser operative me. Fingers this agent reading by touch, feel ink faces grieving parentage. In secret, lips operative me say, within head quote ruthless leader, merciless tyrant Adolf Hitler, say, “It is not truth that matters, but victory.”

Drowned among wail of praise for waving wheat, cattle stance so mimic statues, voice whisper say, “Pygmy?”

Female voice, host sister, stealth cat, say, “The other night?” Say, “On Thanksgiving …” Sister stance immediate behind this agent, crowded deep within squeal-pitched female voices. Sweet exhale of sister buffeting ear this agent.

Sister voice camouflaged amid din, so many boasting glory city of Kansas. How such modern. Screaming all conceit. American arrogance. Much booming pride for skyscraping building consisting seven floor. How toilet contained interior residence, no mere outdoors pit excavated for collect feces. Merry American youth trumpet much egotism such recent progress.

Drowned flurry such compulsory celebration propaganda, cat sister say, “I mean, did you swipe the printer cartridges I asked for?”

No rotating neck so contact eyes of cat sister, this agent tilt skull forward, tilt back, repeat to make head meaning “yes.” Finger concealed within trouser, stroking photo moist faces Stonefield parentage. In addition, stroking turgid rise weapon this agent.

Sweet exhale sister voice say, “I think you gave my brother brain damage from all those drugs…” Say, “But with him it’s hard to tell.”

Surround this agent, bellowing skulls multiple viable reproductive female: former delegate Norway, former lady delegate Palau, delegate Zambia. Negroid. Mongoloid. Caucasoid. Madam Party Pillows. Madam Blouse Bunnies. Every vagina hoarding treasure trove precious cargo female eggs starved for male seed. Such army future soldier, doctor, political operative, civil engineer, suppressed in order females scream yodel touting vast cultural advancement city of Kansas. Boast over no clothed degenerate burlesque dance. Public telephone.

So corrupt evil vile American liberal culture. Such United State pretension.

Next then, other female voice, whisper say, “Attention, comrade.”

Voice operative Magda, made stance to rear this agent. Ear opposite cat sister, Magda say, “Required must make test utilizing deadly neurotoxin, prior Operation Havoc…”

Same now, cat sister say, “Did you kiss me?” Say, “I mean, while I was asleep?”

Voice Magda, breath say, “Required expose test subject to gauge effects fatal toxin.”

Scent cat sister breath, sweet of latex chew gum. Scent Magda breath, the odor of comrade stale teeth.

Same now, cat sister say, “I mean, I woke up and my lips were black…”

Amid youth crooning propaganda song, numerous male suffer fracture arm, limb hung sling, cast layers heavy fiberglass. All every male student requesting this agent inscribe message atop surface new fiberglass limb. Instruct operative me inscribe, “To my best bud…” Or, “To the number one member of my crew…” Crippled youth scampering so able provide elements science fair project this agent. Enamored youth provisioning bomb container, ingredient explosion, method ignition. Each sourcing different element, timing device, or brown packaging. No student able surmise total purpose every combined such innocuous articles: metal canister, clock radio, potassium nitrate, adhesive tape.

“Another thing is…” say cat sister, “my mom found black fingerprints on her pussy, and she’s blaming me.”

In secret, this agent reciting within head, no voice, say, Tin … titanium … tungsten …

Host sister say, “If you swiped my mom’s batteries, you need to come clean.”

Magda breath say, “Attention, comrade.” Say, “Mission directive communicate target for purpose testing neurotoxin…”

Remain all fellow student warble evoking pride how grand state of Oklahoma. During prideful yodel, student keyboard tiny message. Different student thumb strategy electric competition contained colored lights of tiny box. Different student decipher text received on private screen. Witness broadcast narrative displayed tiny screen. Hunt images many professional actors engaged in reproductive acts, multiple variety couplings, coital position, teach breeding instruction. However in error, instructors always depositing seed upon mammary glands or face cheeks or anus female partner, idiot American males never successful to breeding offspring.

Always attempting fertilize. Never succeed. Such poor role model.

Always extract weapon total wrong moment.

Fellow operative present attend Junior Swing Choir—Tibor, Mang, Chernok, Tanek, Otto, and Vaky—all cast eyeball so rest upon this agent. Almost total population male students this today appareled black tunic printed English letter words “Property of Jesus.” When event contact eye operative me, such student collapse half face to make wink eye. Remain croon lyrics propaganda.

Cat sister breath, sweet breath perch upon shoulder operative me, billow into ear, say, “I’ll make you a deal, Pygmy.” Say, “Keep your paws out of my mom’s pussy, and I’ll show you my project for the science fair…”

Reiterate breath operative Magda, whisper say no sufficient fellow operative mere execute top profound science fair project, brilliant inspired project, must in addition sabotage projects created competing students. Ensure victory operative projects local, preliminary regional competitions, Magda remind. Guarantee admission of deadly projects into national finals staged Washington, D.C., in capital of devil nation. Operation Havoc assured most worst impact, zing-pow-wham, create infinite damage dead.

Vengeance upon American vipers.

Within thinking machine this agent, picture parentage operative me, final mental narrative, reciting, Xenon … ytterbium … yttrium …