"What a fool," I said aloud.
There was no one in there to agree with me, but I didn't need anyone to agree. I knew I had been a fool.
I scraped, dipped, and went on to the next question.
What do I do now?
I had no idea.
Nothing. I was stuck here for the moment. Maybe forever if something happened to Aahz and Tanda, or if they couldn't find me.
The thought made me panic, so I kept washing dishes.
After a few minutes the guy came back in with more dirty plates. He was clearly disappointed that Glenda was not back yet, but he said nothing. He put the plates down and then left.
I dumped the awful food and dipped the plates, doing my best to keep calm. But pretty soon I was out of dishes to wash. I used the dirty rag to wipe off all the plates and stack them, then I wiped off the counter as well. After I was done I couldn't think of anything else to do, so I went back out to the bar.
"My friend came in a few minutes ago," I said. He looked as if he might cry, so I went quickly on with my lie.
"She said she will be back in about an hour with your surprise."
That brightened him right up again.
"You want to check what I have done back there?"
"Nope," he said, smiling. "Everything is even with you as far as I'm concerned."
"Great grub you got here," I said, patting my stomach and then tipping my hat.
"Thanks, partner," he said, smiling and showing me the same ugly-looking teeth the woman had. "Anytime. You come back now, ya hear?"
"Sure will," I said, and headed out into the street.
The sun was still cooking the hard center of the street, so I stayed on the sidewalk, tipping my hat and saying "Howdy" to anyone who passed me. The guy with the shovel must have finished cleaning up the street, leaving only the big piles of horse droppings as evidence of his work.
It hadn't been much longer than fifteen minutes since Glenda had left me, even though it felt like an eternity. There was no sign of her or Aahz or Tanda.
I kept moving, fighting down the desire to shout out Aahz's name. And the desire to just run. I didn't know where I would run, but for some reason running was a massive desire.
I reached the edge of town and stood on the last board of the covered sidewalk looking up the road that wound toward the cliff where we had hopped into this dimension. I was sure Tanda and Aahz would come back for me.
Unless, of course, Glenda had done something to them on
Vortex #6.
I didn't want to think about that. If that happened, I was going to be stuck right here for a very long time.
There was no sign of anyone on the road coming down the hill. I turned and headed back up the sidewalk, doing my "Howdy" bit to anyone who passed, with the hit-tipping routine added in. When I reached the other end of town and the end of the shaded sidewalk, I stared off into the distance to where the road vanished into some low hills.
Then I turned around and started back.
At the moment there was nothing else left for me to do.
I managed to walk the entire length of the town six times before I decided that my behavior might attract attention I didn't want. When I reached the end of the sidewalk again, on the end of town where we had first entered, I sat down with my back to the wall.
Overhead the sun was slowly dropping. It didn't look like it would be more than a few hours before it set. Then what would I do?
I didn't have a clue.
The question as to why Aahz and Tanda hadn't come back for me yet bothered me a lot. I figured that with my washing dishes and pacing the length of the town, a good two hours had gone by. The pacing had helped me some, allowing me to work off some of the panic and fear. For the moment it felt as if my mind was working pretty clear again, and I was proud of myself for how well I had done so far. I just hoped I would have a chance to tell Aahz and Tanda and let them be proud of me.
I stared out at the empty road. The last thing I wanted was to be stuck on a vegetarian planet with some weird, hat-tipping people who didn't believe in money.
Down the street a couple people looked at me, seeming almost shocked because I was sitting on the sidewalk. I stood, tipped my hat at them, and leaned against the building instead. They smiled as if I were now suddenly all right, and went about their business. For the next few minutes I stared out at the empty road leading off toward the rock cliffs, trying to decide what to do. Should I walk back up there or stay right where I was?
What would I do if I got to the cliff face and they weren't there, which was likely? It would be almost dark by then and I would have to spend the night out in the wild. And, for some reason, that idea didn't sit well.
And what would I do if they never came back here? Should I head for the city with the golden cow in it? I remembered enough from the map that the city's name was Dodge. I could work my way there, given time.
I'd make that decision if Aahz and Tanda didn't come back, Right now I just needed to make sure Aahz and Tanda could find me when they did get here. This little town was where they had left me; this was where I was going to stay. At least for the immediate future, however long that might be. If Glenda had managed to do something awful to Aahz and Tanda, I would face that problem later. Much later. And somehow make sure Glenda paid for her sins.
With one last look at the empty road, I turned and headed bac k to Audry's. At least there I could sit in the window and watch the street without being obvious.
The music was still coming from what looked like a piano, even though the place was empty. The guy behind the bar smiled at me, then frowned when Glenda didn't follow me in the door.
I decided I needed to have him on my side. I walked up to the bar.
"Has my friend been back here yet?"
"No," he said. "You ain't found her?" There was instant worry in his question.
"Haven't seen her since I left here earlier," I said. "Been walking the length of your fine town looking for her."
"I was a wonderin' what you were doin'," he said. "Can't imagine what might have happened to her, though. The full moon is still a few days off, so the round-up couldn't have taken her. At least not yet."
I desperately wanted to ask him what the full moon had to do with anything, and what a round-up was, but he said both so matter-of-factly that I knew I would blow my cover if I asked.
"Yeah, couldn't be that." I said instead.
"She was askin' about horses," he said. "Maybe she got one and headed down the road?"
I shook my head. "I checked. She didn't. Mind if I just sit over there and wait?"
"Not at all," he said, reaching down and grabbing a glass. Before I could think of a reason to stop him that sounded good, he poured me another glass of the carrot juice.
"On me," he said, sliding the glass toward me across the bar. "Just tell your friend when you see her that she still owes me a surprise."
"Oh, trust me," I said. "When she promises a surprise, she always pays off."
He didn't know how truthful that statement was.
He beamed at that and I took my glass of juiced carrots and went over and sat down so I could see out the window. The shadows were growing long and the heat was leaving the main street of Evade. It looked as if the nights in this area were pretty chilly. I was glad I hadn't decided to go up to the cliffs just for that reason.
Let alone whatever a round-up was.
I took a sip of the carrot juice just to quench my thirst, than sat back and watched the few people still out on the street. They all seemed to have tasks and walked purposefully, tipping their hats to each other.