“Hi.”

Israel leaped up off the rock like a chamois leaping from a mountain peak.

“Oh god!” he yelled.

“Sorry, sorry.”

“You gave me the fright of my life!”

“Are you OK?”

“Yes. I’m fine, thank you. Yes,” gasped Israel.

“You’re the librarian, aren’t you? From Tumdrum.”

“Yes.”

“I thought so.”

“And you’re Lyndsay,” said Israel, for Lyndsay indeed it was.

“What are you doing here?” said Lyndsay. “Out walking?”

“Yes. I mean, no. Actually, no, I’ve come to find you,” said Israel.

“Oh,” said Lyndsay. “You know, then?”

“I know that people back home are worried sick about you.”

“Yeah, right.”

“They are. Your parents are beside themselves.”

“They don’t care at all about me,” said Lyndsay, who looked remarkably well for someone who’d been hiding away in a remote cottage halfway up a mountain.

“Of course they care,” said Israel.

“My father is a scummy politician.”

“No,” said Israel, finding it difficult to disagree. “He’s…a man doing a very difficult job.”

“He’s a total scumbag,” said Lyndsay.

“No…” said Israel. “I wouldn’t say that. I think he’s a man who…”

“You don’t know him,” said Lyndsay.

“No. But I know of him,” said Israel.

Lyndsay sat down beside him on the rock. They both stared in silence at the vista-the admittedly sublime vista-before them.

“What did you think of the Philip Roth, then?” said Israel.

“American Pastoral?”

“Yes.”

“I haven’t started it yet,” said Lyndsay. “I’m reading the Stephenie Meyer at the moment.”

“The vampire books?”

“Yeah.”

“Oh,” said Israel. “Really? I thought maybe you’d…Anyway.”

“I hate living there,” said Lyndsay.

“Where?” said Israel.

“Tumdrum.”

“You’re not the only one,” said Israel.

“Really?”

“Of course.”

“Where are you from?” said Lyndsay. “Originally?”

“London,” said Israel.

“I’d love to live in London.”

“Well, you can, when you’re older,” said Israel. “It’s open to all.”

“What’s it like living in Tumdrum, if you’re from London?” said Lyndsay. In all his time in Tumdrum no one had ever asked him that simple question. He didn’t quite know how to answer.

“Well,” he said. “I suppose it’s a bit like…It’s a bit like Groundhog Day.”

“I love that film!” said Lyndsay.

“Yeah,” said Israel. “Punxsutawney Phil.”

“Bill Murray,” said Lyndsay. “I love Bill Murray in that film.”

“Yeah. He’s good, isn’t he?”

“And in Lost in Translation.”

“Yeah,” agreed Israel. “And what was that other one? About Schmidt.”

“I think that was Jack Nicholson,” said Lyndsay.

“Was it?”

“Yeah, but he was…a bit like Bill Murray in that, I suppose.”

“Yes, he was,” agreed Israel.

He glanced up at the gathering clouds above them.

“She’s coming on plump,” said Israel. “And you really shouldn’t be out in the mountains in this weather. In clothes like…” Lyndsay was wearing a sort of black miniskirt, with black leggings and black pixie boots and a black T-shirt. “Sorry, I sound like my mother.”

“You sound like my father,” said Lyndsay.

“Shall we go back to the cottage, then?” said Israel.

They began walking back down the mountain, side by side.

“How did you find me, though?” said Lyndsay. “I didn’t think anyone would find me here.”

“I spoke to your mother,” said Israel.

“Is she all right?” said Lyndsay.

“She’s very upset,” said Israel.

“I’m sorry,” said Lyndsay. “I didn’t mean to cause any trouble.”

“I’m sure she’ll be delighted that you’re safe and sound.”

“Did she tell you where I was?”

“No,” said Israel. “I just sort of pieced it together. I spoke to your boyfriend-”

“Who?”

“Colin.”

“He’s my-ex, actually.”

“Well, he seemed very…nice.”

“God, no. He’s an idiot. He spends all his time gaming, it’s so boring.”

“It could be worse,” said Israel.

“Really?”

“He could be a librarian.”

Lyndsay laughed.

“What made you become a librarian?”

“You make it sound like a conscious decision.”

“Why? Was it not?”

“Well. As you get older,” Israel started saying-what was he saying?-“you realize that all your decisions are not necessarily made consciously by you, if you see what I mean. I mean, it would be like me asking you why you’re a Goth?”

“I don’t know,” said Lyndsay.

“There you are,” said Israel.

“I just…am. It’s just like…a state of mind.”

“Well, that’s me being a librarian,” said Israel.

“It’s a state of mind?”

“Something like that.”

“People think being a Goth is just, you know, Morticia Addams fashion,” said Lyndsay.

“But it’s not?”

“Not at all. It’s about experiencing the world in a more intense way.”

“Right. I spoke to Adam Burns, as well.”

“From Kerugma? Did you?”

“Yes.”

“You’ve been stalking me, then, basically?”

“No,” said Israel. “I’ve been trying to find you.”

“Why?”

Israel thought this probably not the moment to explain about Veronica and the police.

“Just. Doing a good turn, I suppose.”

“I do love it here,” said Lyndsay. There was a clap of thunder as they approached the cottage, and the first fat rain drops began falling. Israel could see Ted in the distance.

“It is beautiful,” agreed Israel.

“I used to come here with my mother when I was young, when my dad was too busy working.”

“What’s that over there?” asked Israel, pointing to something shimmering in the distance.

“That’s the Trassey River,” said Lyndsay.

“Right.”

“And that,” she said. “You see there, between the two peaks?”

“Yes.”

“That’s the Hare’s Gap.”

“Right.”

“And there’s a path there called the Brandy Pad, where people used to smuggle stuff.”

“Wow.”

“And there’s Clonachullion Hill there, and the Spellack cliffs.”

“You really know your stuff,” said Israel.

“I guess.”

“You’re very lucky.”

“Yes,” agreed Lyndsay. “I suppose I am.”

They reached the cottage.

“Well, well,” said Ted, as they approached. “By the seven secrets of the Ballymena coach builders! If it’s not our missing young lady.”

“Hi, Ted,” said Lyndsay.

“How are ye?” said Ted.

“Fine,” said Lyndsay.

“We takin’ ye home, then?”

“Yeah.”

“We should ring her parents and let them know,” said Israel. “They’re worried sick.”

“No,” said Ted. “Let’s ring later.”

“Why?”

“There’s no reception here, you’ll not get through.”

“But weren’t you just on your-” began Israel.

“No reception,” said Ted. “Quicker we get back in this weather the better.”

After Lyndsay had gathered her things from the cottage, they climbed into the van and began the long, rain-soaked drive back to Tumdrum, Ted and Israel up front, Lyndsay perched on the children’s book trough behind them.

“What are we going to do about this little lady, then?” said Ted as they accelerated through the torrential rain up the A24 toward the north coast.

“Get her back to where she belongs,” said Israel. “Reunite her.”

“Hmmm,” said Ted.

“What?” said Israel.

“I think you owe us an explanation first, young lady, don’t ye?” said Ted.

“I just had to get away,” said Lyndsay.

“Aye,” said Ted. “Why was that, then?”

“The place was doing my head in.”

“Ye’d be better off telling us the truth, ye know.”

“That is the truth,” said Lyndsay.

“The actual truth,” said Ted.

“That is the truth, Ted,” said Israel, turning around and looking at Lyndsay. “Isn’t it?”

“The actual truth?” said Ted.

“Yes,” said Lyndsay.

“Ye pitched up down at the cottage all by yerself, did ye?” said Ted.

“Yes.”

“Get a lift?”

“No,” said Lyndsay. “I got the bus to Newcastle, and then just walked up to the cottage-”