3
I looked at Tate and saw a momentary idiot, a fool trying to twist me into doing something he feared I'd turn my back on if I knew the whole story. "Pop, would you make shoes if you didn't know the size? If you hadn't even seen the person who was going to wear them? Without knowing anything about getting paid? I've been real patient on account of you being Denny's old man. But I'm not going to play games."
He hemmed and hawed.
"Come on, Pop. Open the poke. Shake it out. Let's see if the little porker oinks or meows."
His expression became pained, almost pleading. "I'm just trying to do right by my son. Trying to carry out his last wishes."
"We'll put up a statue. When does the clam open up? Or do I go home and finish sleeping off this hangover?" Why do they always do this? They bring you in to handle a problem, then lie about it or hide it from you. But they never stop screaming for results.
"You've got to understand—"
"Mr. Tate, I don't have to understand anything except exactly what is going on. Why don't you start from the beginning, tell me what you know, what you want, and why you need me. And don't leave anything out. If I take the job and find out you have, I'll get extremely angry. I'm not a very nice man when I get angry."
"Have you had your breakfast, Mr. Garrett? Of course not. Rose wakened you and brought you straight here. Why don't we do that while I order my thoughts?"
"Because there's nothing guaranteed to make me madder quicker than a stall."
He went red in the face. He was not used to backtalk.
"You talk or I walk. This is my life you're wasting."
"Damn it, a man can't... "
I started toward the stairs.
"All right. Stop."
I paused, waited.
"After Denny died, I came here and found all this," Tate said. "And I found a will. A registered will."
Most people don't bother to register, but that didn't amount to anything remarkable. "So?"
"So in the will he names you and me his executors."
"That damned sawed-off little runt! I'd break his neck for him if he hadn't already done it himself. That's it? All the shuffle-footing and coy looks is because he rung in an outsider?"
"Hardly. It's the terms of the will that are embarrassing."
"Yeah? He tell everybody what he thought of them?"
"In a way. He left everything but our executor's fees to someone none of us ever heard of."
I laughed. That was Denny. "So? He made the money. It's his to give away."
"I don't deny that. And I don't mind, believe it or not. But for Rose's sake... "
"You know what he thought about her? Want me to tell you?"
"She is his sister."
"Not that he had any choice about it. The nicest thing he ever said about her was, ‘She's a useless, lazy, whining, conniving freeloader.' The word bitch came up a few times, too."
"But—"
"Never mind. I don't want to hear it. So what you want is for me to find this mysterious heir, eh? And then what?" They want you to do some crazy things sometimes. I could guess why Denny registered his will. A Rose with thorns.
"Just tell her the bequest is here for the claiming. Get a statement of intent we can file with the registry probate. Already they're harassing us about showing them that we're doing something to execute the terms of the will."
That figured. I knew those jackasses. Before the brewery gave me the consulting job, I did investigations for them, free-lance, to make ends meet. "You said ‘her.' This heir is a woman?" Denny never mentioned knowing any women all the time I knew him. I had him figured for a complete asexual.
"Yes. An old girlfriend, from when he was in the army. He never fell out of love, it seems, and they never stopped writing letters, even though she married somebody else. You'll find your best leads in those letters. You were in the Cantard, too, so you'll know the places she talks about."
"The Cantard?"
"That's where she is, yes. Where are you going?"
"I've been to the Cantard once. I didn't get a choice that time. This time I do. Find yourself another patsy, Mr. Tate."
"Mr. Garrett, you're one of the executors. And I'm too old to make that trip."
"Won't hold a shot of legal water, Pop. An executor don't have to do squat if he didn't say he would and sign to do it up front. Good-bye."
"Mr. Garrett, the law allows the executors to draw up to ten percent of the value of an estate to recompense themselves and to cover their expenses. Denny's estate will go on the up side of a hundred thousand marks."
That was a stopper. Something to make me think. For about two winks. "Five thousand ain't to die for, Pop. And I don't have anybody to leave it to."
"Ten thousand, Mr. Garrett. I'll leave you my side. I don't want it."
I admit I hesitated first. "No."
"I'll pay your expenses out of my own purse. That makes it ten thousand clear."
I stayed clammed. Was the old coot in training for a devil's job?
"What will it take, Mr. Garrett?"
"How come you're so hot to find this frail?"
"I want to meet her, Mr. Garrett. I want to see the sort of woman capable of making a monkey of my son. Name your price."
"Even rich don't do you any good if the wild dogs of the Cantard are cracking your bones to get at the marrow."
"Name your price, Mr. Garrett. I am an old man who has lost the son he expected to follow him. I am a wealthy man with no more need to cling to wealth. I am a determined man. I will see this woman. So again I say, name your price."
I should have known better. Hell, I did know better. I'd been saying so for ten minutes. "Give me a thousand on account. I'll look over the stuff Denny left and do some poking around at this end, just to see if it's feasible. I'll let you know what I decide."
I went back down the stairs and pulled up a chair behind the desk where Denny's letters and notes were piled.
"I have to get back to work," Tate called. "I'll have Rose bring you some breakfast."
As I listened to Tale's tiny footsteps fade away, I couldn't help but weigh the possibility of dear Rose slipping something poisonous into my food. I sighed and turned to my work, hoping this next meal wouldn't be my last.
4
The first thing I did was look for the stuff Denny's family had missed. Misers always have something they think they have to hide. A basement like that, plain as it looked, had a thousand crannies where things could be squirreled away.
Just as I spotted it a little dirt fell from the under-flooring overhead. I cocked an ear. Not a sound. Somebody was doing a passable job of cat-footing around up there.
I had my feet on Denny's desk and was expanding my literary horizons when Rose and my griddle cakes sneaked on stage. I checked her over the top of the first page of a letter that somehow had a quality of déjà vu. But I didn't pay much attention. The smell of griddle cakes with wild honey, tea, hen's eggs, hot buttered bread, and steamed boodleberry preserves was a bit distracting to a man in my condition.
Rose was distracting, too. She was smiling.
Snakes smile that way before they strike.
When her sort smile you had better check over your shoulder for a guy with a knife.
She placed the tray before me, still smiling. "Here's a little of everything we had in the kitchen. I hope you'll find something to suit."
When they're nice to you, you had better get your back against a wall.
"Your feet hurt?"
"No." She gave me a puzzled look. "What makes you ask that?"
"The look on your face. It has to be pain."
Not a flicker of response, except, "So the old man talked you into it, did he?"
I raised an eyebrow. "Into what?"