She put down the empty glass and leaned back in her chair, her eyes half closed. Tuppence thought that perhaps this was the moment in the morning when she took a little nap, so she remained silent. Suddenly however, Mrs. Lancaster seemed to jerk herself awake again. Her eyes opened, she looked at Tuppence and said, 'I see you're looking at the fireplace.'
'Oh. Was I?' said Tuppence, slightly startled.
'Yes. I wondered-' she leant forward and lowered her voice. 'Excuse me, was it your poor child?'
Tuppence slightly taken aback, hesitated.
'I-no, I don't think so,' she said.
'I wondered. I thought perhaps you'd come for that reason. Someone ought to come some time. Perhaps they will. And looking at the fireplace, the way you did. That's where it is, you know. Behind the fireplace.'
'Oh,' said Tuppence. 'Oh. Is it?'
'Always the same time,' said Mrs. Lancaster, in a low voice. Always the same time of day. She looked up at the clock on the mantelpiece. Tuppence looked up also. 'Ten past eleven,' said the old lady. 'Ten past eleven. Yes, it's always the same time every morning.'
She sighed. 'People didn't understand-I told them what I knew-but they wouldn't believe me!'
Tuppence was relieved that at that moment the door opened and Tommy came in. Tuppence rose to her feet.
'Here I am. I'm ready.' She went towards the door turning her head to say, 'Goodbye, Mrs. Lancaster.'
'How did you get on?' she asked Tommy, as they emerged into the hall.
'After you left,' said Tommy, 'like a house on fire.'
'I seem to have had a bad effect on her, don't I?' said Tuppence. 'Rather cheering, in a way.'
'Why cheering?'
'Well, at my age,' said Tuppence, 'and what with my neat and respectable and slightly boring appearance, it's nice to think that you might be taken for a depraved woman of fatal sexual charm.'
'Idiot,' said Tommy, pinching her arm affectionately. 'Who were you hobnobbing with? She looked a very nice fluffy old lady.'
'She was very nice,' said Tuppence. 'A dear old thing, I think. But unfortunately bats.'
'Bats?'
'Yes. Seemed to think there was a dead child behind the fireplace or something of the kind. She asked me if it was my poor child.'
'Rather unnerving,' said Tommy. 'I suppose there must be some people who are slightly batty here, as well as normal elderly relatives with nothing but age to trouble them. Still, she looked nice.'
'Oh, she was nice,' said Tuppence. 'Nice and very sweet, I think. I wonder what exactly her fancies are and why.'
Miss Packard appeared again suddenly.
'Goodbye, Mrs. Beresford. I hope they brought you some coffee?'
'Oh yes, they did, thank you.'
'Well, it's been very kind of you to come, I'm sure,' said Miss Packard. Turning to Tommy, she said, 'And I know Miss Fanshawe has enjoyed your visit very much. I'm sorry she was rude to your wife.'
'I think that gave her a lot of pleasure too,' said Tuppence.
'Yes, you're quite right. She does like being rude to people. She's unfortunately rather good at it.'
'And so she practises the art as often as she can,' said Tommy.
'You're very understanding, both of you,' said Miss Packard.
'The old lady I was talking to,' said Tuppence. 'Mrs. Lancaster, I think she said her name was?'
'Oh yes, Mrs. Lancaster. We're all very fond of her.'
'She's-is she a little peculiar?'
'Well, she has fancies,' said Miss Packard indulgently. 'We have several people here who have fancies. Quite harmless ones. But-well, there they are. Things that they believe have happened to them. Or to other people. We try not to take any notice, not to encourage them. Just play it down. I think really it's just an exercise in imagination, a sort of fantasy they like to live in. Something exciting or something sad and tragic. It doesn't matter which. But no persecution mania, thank goodness. That would never do.'
'Well, that's over,' said Tommy with a sigh, as he got into the car. 'We shan't need to come again for at least six months.'
But they didn't need to go and see her in six months, for three weeks later Aunt Ada died in her sleep.
Chapter 3. A Funeral
'Funerals are rather sad, aren't they?' said Tuppence.
They had just returned from attending Aunt Ada's funeral, which had entailed a long and troublesome railway journey since the burial had taken place at the country village in Lincolnshire where most of Aunt Ada's family and forebears had been buried.
'What do you expect a funeral to be?' said Tommy reasonably. 'A scene of gaiety?'
'Well, it could be in some places,' said Tuppence. 'I mean the Irish enjoy a wake, don't they? They have a lot of keening and wailing first and then plenty of drink and a sort of mad whoopee. Drink?' she added, with a look towards the sideboard.
Tommy went over to it and duly brought back what he considered appropriate. In this case a White Lady.
'Ah, that's more like it,' said Tuppence.
She took off her black hat and threw it across the room and slipped off her long black coat.
'I hate mourning,' she said. 'It always smells of mothballs because it's been laid up somewhere.'
'You don't need to go on wearing mourning. It's only to go to the funeral in,' said Tommy.
'Oh no, I know that. In a minute or two I'm going to go up and put on a scarlet jersey just to cheer things up. You can make me another White Lady.'
'Really, Tuppence, I had no idea that funerals would bring out this party feeling.'
'I said funerals were sad,' said Tuppence when she reappeared a moment or two later, wearing a brilliant cherry-red dress with a ruby and diamond lizard pinned to the shoulder of it, 'because it's funerals like Aunt Ada's that are sad. I mean elderly people and not many flowers. Not a lot of people sobbing and sniffing round. Someone old and lonely who won't be missed much.'
'I should have thought it would be much easier for you to stand that than it would if it were my funeral, for instance.'
'That's where you're entirely wrong,' said Tuppence. 'I don't particularly want to think of your funeral because I'd much prefer to die before you do. But I mean, if I were going to your funeral, at any rate it would be an orgy of grief. I should take a lot of handkerchiefs.'
'With black borders?'
'Well, I hadn't thought of black borders but it's a nice idea. And besides a burial service is rather lovely. Makes you feel uplifted, the grief is real. It makes you feel awful but it does something to you. I mean, it works it out like perspiration.'
'Really, Tuppence, I find your remarks about my decease and the effect it will have upon you in exceedingly bad taste. I don't like it. Let's forget about funerals.'
'I agree. Let's forget.'
'The poor old bean's gone,' said Tommy, 'and she went peacefully and without suffering. So, let's leave it at that. I'd better clear up all these, I suppose.'
He went over to the writing table and ruffled through some papers.
'Now where did I put Mr. Rockbury's letter?'
'Who's Mr. Rockbury? Oh, you mean the lawyer who wrote to you.'
'Yes. About winding up her affairs. I seem to be the only one of the family left by now.'
'Pity she hadn't got a fortune to leave you,' said Tuppence.
'If she had had a fortune she'd have left it to that Cats' Home,' said Tommy. 'The legacy that she's left to them in her will will pretty well eat up all the spare cash. There won't be much left to come to me. Not that I need it or want it anyway.'
'Was she so fond of cats?'
'I don't know. I suppose so. I never heard her mention them. I believe,' said Tommy thoughtfully, 'she used to get rather a lot of fun out of saying to old friends of hers when they came to see her "I've left you a little something in my will, dear;" or "This brooch that you're so fond of I've left you in my will." She didn't actually leave anything to anyone except the Cats' Home.'
'I bet she got rather a kick out of that,' said Tuppence. 'I can just see her saying all the things you told me to a lot of her old friends-or so-called old friends because I don't suppose they were people she really liked at all. She just enjoyed leading them up the garden path. I must say she was an old devil, wasn't she, Tommy? Only, in a funny sort of way one likes her for being an old devil. It's something to be able to get some fun out of life when you're old and stuck away in a Home. Shall we have to go to Sunny Ridge?'
'Where's the other letter, the one from Miss Packard? Oh yes, here it is. I put it with Rockbury's. Yes, she says there are certain things there, I gather, which apparently are now my property. She took some furniture with her, you know, when she went to live there. And of course there are her personal effects. Clothes and things like that. I suppose somebody will have to go through them. And letters and things. I'm her executor, so I suppose it's up to me. I don't suppose there's anything we want really, is there? Except there's a small desk there that I always liked. Belonged to old Uncle William, I believe.'
'Well, you might take that as a memento,' said Tuppence.
'Otherwise, I suppose, we just send the things to be auctioned.'
'So you don't really need to go there at all,' said Tommy.
'Oh, I think I'd like to go there,' said Tuppence.
'You'd like to? Why? Won't it be rather a bore to you?'
'What, looking through her things? No, I don't think so. I think I've got a certain amount of curiosity. Old letters and antique jewellery are always interesting and I think one ought to look at them oneself, not just send them to auction or let strangers go through them. No, we'll go and look through the things and see if there's anything we would like to keep and otherwise settle up.'
'Why do you really want to go? You've got some other reason, haven't you?'
'There is someone who knows too much about one.'
'So you have got another reason?'
'Not a real one.'
'Come on, Tuppence. You're not really so fond of turning over people's belongings.'
'That, I think, is my duty,' said Tuppence firmly. 'No, the only other reason is-'
'Come on. Cough it up.'
'I'd rather like to see that-that other old pussy again.'
'What, the one who thought there was a dead child behind the fireplace?'
'Yes,' said Tuppence. 'I'd like to talk to her again. I'd like to know what was in her mind when she said all those things. Was it something she remembered or was it something that she'd just imagined? The more I think about it the more extraordinary it seems. Is it a sort of story that she wrote to herself in her mind or is there-was there once-something real that happened about a fireplace or about a dead child. What made her think that the dead child might have been my dead child? Do I look as though I had a dead child?'