“Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension.” They showed O’Keefe their IDs.
“So what’s up?” he asked. The TV behind him was tuned to an Oprah rerun.
With the sure sense that he was wasting everybody’s time, Lucas said, “We’re looking for a Loren who dated a girl named Frances Austin.”
O’Keefe looked at them blankly. “I’m sorry. That’s not me."
"Ever hang out with any Goths?” Del asked. “I’ve had a couple in my classes."
"You’re a teacher?” Lucas asked.“At Augsburg,” he said. “I teach drama."
"Huh. You had a bust for marijuana."
"Yup. Two fat boys,” he said cheerfully. “Jesus, I bought three, only had time for one. Why couldn’t I be one of the guys who’s arrested for three seeds? No, they gotta get me with two-thirds of the weekly allotment.”
Lucas looked at Del, and tipped his head toward the corridor. “Okay. Well, I think you’re not the guy we’re looking for.”
“What? Already? You can’t leave me hanging,” O’Keefe said. “C’mon and have a cuppa tea and tell me about it.” If his leg hadn’t hurt, Lucas wouldn’t have done it. He said, half to O’Keefe, and half to Del, “I’ve dinged up my leg. I wouldn’t mind sitting down for a minute.”
“Oho! Are you that copper that got shot?” O’Keefe was delighted. “Your name rings a bell.”
Lucas nodded: “That’s me."
"You’re chasing a ripper, like good old Jack. Damnit, what goodluck. Come in, come in.” He’d had a pot of tea going, and had it ready in two minutes, fussing around like an old lady, with a tray and cup, and offered them milk to put in it. They both declined, while he took some; he had them sitting in a conversation group, two easy chairs and a love seat.
“So it’s this bartender and this liquor store clerk you’re investigating, then,” O’Keefe said. “How did my name come up?”
Lucas gave him a short version of the investigation, O’Keefe manically stirring his tea as he listened, his bright blue eyes like cornflowers in his pink face. He asked questions, and winkled more out of Lucas than Lucas had intended to give.
When Lucas finished, O’Keefe took a sip and said, “You shouldn’t be chasing Lorens, then. You should be putting pressure on the Austin woman. You should be… reenacting the crime. Right at the scene of the murder.”
“There’s a surprise,” Del said. “A drama teacher who wants to reenact.”
“Ah, but I have a reason,” O’Keefe said. He shook a finger at them, like a professor might. “You have only two things. You have a motive: money. And you have a scene of a crime and it’s the first crime. Would I be wrong in assuming that the first crime of a series is probably the key crime?”
“Sometimes it is,” Lucas said, mildly amused. “There have been cases where a first murder was done to set up a second one, so that it would look like a series killing.”
“About as often as you’ve seen a leprechaun, I would expect,” O’Keefe said. He went on without waiting for an answer. “You have a motive and a crime scene. If you go back and reenact the crime as you believe it happened, you will see much more deeply into it, I guarantee it. I’m a playwright, as well as a teacher, and when you’re writing a play, you always go and look at the scene of the crime. Or whatever scene. You go to the actual place. When you’re in the actual place, you can work out possibilities and discard impossibilities. You can see the idiosyncrasies that make a scene come alive. I would urge you to reenact.”
“Maybe I will,” Lucas said. “Maybe-"
"And then, of course, there’s the obvious question. Often comes up in drama… in fact, it’d be a clichй, I’m sure you’ve already checked it out thoroughly.”
Lucas spread his hands. “What’s the obvious question?” O’Keefe leaned forward, his trigger finger still crooked through the cup handle: “Mistaken identity.” He wiggled his eyebrows. “The daughter comes home, it’s dark, she turns off the security system, and the killer strikes! But, ho! To his or her horror, he finds that he has struck at the wrong person. Hoping to recover, somehow, he bundles up the body and cleans up the crime scene. Since the daughter doesn’t live there, perhaps nobody will tumble to her disappearance for a day or two. Or three or four. Give him a chance to cover his tracks-or to strike again at his real target! The Austin woman!”
At some point during the recitation, O’Keefe had gone on stage, and Lucas and Del both bought it. When he snapped, “The Austin woman!” they both jerked away.
O’Keefe smiled: “But you’ve thought of that.” They argued about it for a bit, as they finished their tea, and Del told O’Keefe about working undercover, which was something of an acting job.
“Fascinating! Fascinating!” O’Keefe said. “Have you ever thought about collaborating on a play? I think there could be great potential in a play about an undercover man: it’s so right for the stage; it combines friendship and treachery and a modern existential angst. Should you destroy your friend for the sake of The Man? There are so many ways we could take it. It’s just fantastic material!”
AS THEY TOOK the elevator down, Del asked, “You gonna reenact?"
"No,” Lucas said, with a Valley- girl inflection. “Jesus Christ, Del."
"The guy might be on to something,” Del said. “You gonna collaborate on a fuckin’ play?” Del didn’t say anything for a moment, then shrugged. “Maybe.” Limping across the parking lot, Lucas asked, “Mistaken identity?"
"Never occurred to me,” Del said. “It’s got a funky logic to it.”
“Funky being the key word.” Lucas nibbled on the corner of his lower lip, then laughed and said, “Reenact. Reenact, my big white ass.”
“Like we were talking about what- if the other night, at the diner,” Del said. “What if Alyssa Austin was screwing somebody, like her husband was. What if this guy knocks off her husband to get at her? He thinks he might marry somebody with a billion bucks, or whatever she’s got. What if she begins to suspect? What if he decided he had to get rid of her and her suspicions, and he goes after her. But instead of getting Alyssa Austin, he gets the daughter. Female, looks about the same, she shows up in the dark and knows the security system…”
“I’ll think about it, but it sounds overcooked,” Lucas said. “A little overcooked,” Del agreed.
BACK AT HOME, Lucas walked around the house for a bit, working the leg, kneading it, took another pain pill, found his thinking was a little fuzzy, and went to take a nap.
Weather woke him at dinnertime: “Leg hurts?"
"It has been.” He rolled a bit, flexed it, tried it out: better. “Not so bad, now.” Weather knelt next to the bed, pulled the bedside lamp over. “Let me see it.” She pulled the tape and the dressing, her fingers stroking the bruises. “No new bleeding-but you’re pushing too hard. I want you immobile for the rest of the evening. And tomorrow, take it easy.”
“All right.” She sat back on her heels. “You agreed too fast. It must hurt more than you’re telling me.” Lucas said, “It’s not that-it’s fucked me up this time. Getting shot at. I’ve been thinking about it, all those shots. Could have hit me in the heart as well as the leg-and no more you, no more Sam, no more Letty.”
She’d gotten the gauze and tape and a tube of disinfectant ointment out of the bedstand, and folded the gauze and laid it over the wound, and said, “Last time you got shot at, you were on your own. No responsibilities.”
“It’s not responsibilities,” he said. “You guys would get along without me. It’s me. I wouldn’t get to see the kids grow up, I wouldn’t get to jump your bones… I’d miss too much.”
“Talk to the governor,” she said. “Get an office job."
"Be nice if it were that easy,” he said. “Just make one change, and life becomes simple.” She finished taping him up, put the medical kit back in the bedstand drawer, touched his cheek. “I’ve got no advice. Except, c’mon and eat.”