"As long as it's not to Hong Kong, be my guest."
Billy Bob dialed a number. "Hey, Ralph. You up yet? Okay, when you get to the office wire Warren Buffett thirty million dollars. Yeah, same account as last time and the time before that. You know the drill. Okay, talk to you later." Billy Bob hung up. "Well, we're off!"
Stone stared at him, wondering. Well, he'd seen Buffett on television lately, and it had sounded like him.
5
STONE WORKED in his office most of the day, clearing his desk of papers that had piled up over the past couple of weeks. It went like that, usually-he neglected things, then got them done in a rush. He had his secretary, Joan Robertson, deposit Billy Bob's check, and she looked relieved to have the money in the bank.
Late in the afternoon he went upstairs and looked for Billy Bob, but he had, apparently, checked out of the Stone Hotel. For a moment, Stone was confused by the pile of alligator luggage still in the guest bedroom. Then he found a note: "Thanks for the sack, Stone. Keep the luggage as a house present. I got some more. Billy Bob B."
Stone gazed at the cases in disbelief, pushing at them with a toe as if they might bite. They felt empty. He'd leave them there and argue with Billy Bob about it later.
He had a big event, starting at six o'clock-Woodman amp; Weld's annual firm party at the Four Seasons restaurant. He got out a fresh tuxedo, shirt, shoes, jewelry and a bow tie, then shaved and got into a shower. He had just finished and turned off the water when he heard a noise from the direction of his bedroom and the murmur of voices.
He grabbed a terry-cloth robe and walked toward the sounds. Two men in suits were having a look around his bedroom. "Who the hell are you?" Stone demanded.
The two men turned and looked at him, unsurprised. "FBI," one of them said, and they both flashed IDs.
"What are you doing in my bedroom?"
"Your secretary let us in and told us to wait."
"She didn't tell you to wait in my bedroom."
"She wasn't specific."
"What do you want?"
"The United States Attorney wants to see you."
"Well, tell him to call and make an appointment."
"Wants to speak with you now."
Stone checked the bedside clock. "At this hour of the day?"
"Get dressed," the man said.
What the hell could the U.S. Attorney want with him? Stone wondered. He went back into the bathroom, dried and combed his hair, then went back into the bedroom. The two FBI agents were still standing there, looking bored. He went into his dressing room and got his clothes on.
"The occasion isn't formal," an agent said, when Stone reappeared.
"I always dress for the U.S. Attorney," Stone said. "Let's go." They went downstairs, and Stone grabbed a heavy, black cashmere topcoat a white silk scarf, a black hat and some warm gloves. New York was in the midst of its coldest winter in years. They went outside and got into a black Lincoln that was idling at the curb, apparently driven by another agent.
"We have to go all the way downtown?" Stone asked. "It's rush hour: it'll take at least an hour, and I have to be somewhere."
"Relax, we're not going far," an agent said.
Ten minutes later they stopped at the Waldorf-Astoria, at the Towers entrance. The agents led him to an elevator, and they went up many floors, stopping near the top of the building. The elevator opened into a large vestibule, and Stone could hear the sound of many voices beyond a set of large double doors. An agent opened a side door and showed him into a small study.
"Be right with you," the agent said, closing the door behind him.
Stone shucked off his overcoat and tossed it onto a sofa, next to somebody's mink coat. He looked around the room: It didn't appear to have been done by a hotel decorator but seemed actually to be used as a study. Behind him, a door opened and closed, and Stone turned around. A tall, blond woman in a tight black cocktail dress walked toward him, her hand extended.
"Good evening, Mr. Barrington. I'm Tiffany Baldwin, the U.S. Attorney for New York."
Stone shook her hand. "The last time I saw you," he said, "you had a different name and were six feet six and wearing a double-breasted suit."
"I believe you're referring to my predecessor," she said.
The change was news to Stone. "When did he predecess?"
"He handed over the reins an hour ago. He's the new Deputy Attorney General; I'm replacing him tomorrow morning at nine. Those voices you hear through there are a welcome-aboard party for me." She waved him toward a chair and took one, herself.
"U.S. Attorneys are not named Tiffany," Stone said, "and they don't look in the least like you."
"Thank you, I think," she replied. "Sorry about the name, but by the time I graduated from Harvard Law, it was too late to change it. I'll never forgive my parents, of course, but what are you going to do?"
"Well, now we know why you're here," Stone said. "But what am I doing here? Are you going to offer me a job as your deputy?"
She smiled sardonically. "Hardly."
"What do you mean, 'hardly'?" Stone said, sounding wounded. "I went to law school, too, you know, though not at Harvard."
"Well, that immediately disqualifies you, doesn't it?"
"Watch it. I'll spread the word, and you'll spend all your time in New York being given a hard time by old NYU Law grads."
"I'll look forward to it. Now to business. I want to talk with you about a client of yours."
Not Billy Bob Barnstormer, Stone thought. Not already. "What client is that?"
"Rodney Peeples."
"Rodney who?"
"Peeples."
"Never heard of him."
"Come now, Stone; confirming that you represent him is not a breach of attorney-client confidentiality."
"I'm not being confidential, I'm being baffled," Stone replied.
Tiffany Baldwin sighed. "It's going to be like that, is it?"
"Like what, baffled? I am genuinely baffled. I have never heard of Rodney Peeples, and I suspect neither has anyone else, name like that."
"It does seem improbable, doesn't it?"
"My whole evening, so far, seems improbable," Stone said. "Whose apartment is this?"
"It belongs to the Ambassador to the United Nations; the Attorney General borrowed it for the event."
"The Attorney General is in there?" Stone asked, pointing at a door.
"He is."
"I'd like to leave now; I don't want to catch anything."
"What?"
"I'm afraid that if I breathe the air I might leave here as a tight-assed, right-wing, fundamentalist, anti-civil libertarian with a propensity for singing gospel music. And I don't think that's treatable."
She laughed in spite of herself. "Come on," she said, rising. "Let's get out of here."
Stone stood up. "You're afraid of catching it, too, aren't you?"
"Not a chance."
"Where are we going?" he asked, helping her into the mink coat from the sofa.
"To the same party," she said.
"No kidding?"
"No kidding. I may as well give you a lift."
"You're just a party animal, aren't you. Do you have another one after Woodman and Weld's?"
"My last party of the evening."
Stone grabbed his coat and followed her into the vestibule, where an FBI agent had the elevator door held open. They rode down in the elevator in silence, then got back into a waiting Lincoln, which was longer than the other one, while the two agents accompanying them got into a black SUV behind them.
"I don't think I've ever had this many chaperones on a date," Stone said. "And armed, too."
"This isn't a date," she said. "It's a coincidence."