Mom had sent her new batch with my thirteen-year-old niece, Tara, who promised I’d have amazing results. I hadn’t had a chance to sample them myself, so I took Tara’s word for it.
“We’ll sign your petition,” a young couple offered, stepping up to the table.
“It’s like I said before, Aunt Abby,” whispered Tara, sitting beside me, “aim for the young. The oldies just don’t get it.”
“Okay, first of all, I have been aiming young. I held two rallies on New Chapel U’s campus, both of which were covered by the local newspaper.” On page ten. Of the third section. Sadly, although my rallies brought out a lot of college kids who were more than willing to carry protest signs, the rallies weren’t very effective because students didn’t have a lot of buying power. I needed to reach serious shoppers.
“And second, don’t let your grandparents hear you call them oldies.” I glanced around to be sure my parents weren’t heading toward us at that very moment.
“Don’t worry. Grandma and Grandpa know they’re cool. But you’re gonna have to do better than that”-she pointed to my pathetically undersigned petition-“if you want to stop that farm factory from opening.”
“I know that, thank you very much.”
“You need more media attention, like a video on You-Tube . I can help you make one.”
Tara was the only grandchild in our family, born when I was fourteen years old, which sometimes made her feel more like a kid sister than a niece. She had shown up at the center that morning allegedly to keep me company. While I appreciated her camaraderie, I was fully aware that Tara never volunteered for anything unless there was something in it for her. I had yet to learn what that something was.
Looking bored, Tara rocked her chair back on two legs. “So, when are you and Uncle Marco going to set a wedding date?”
Aha! There was her hidden agenda. “Grandma sent you here to bug me about that, didn’t she?”
Tara looked offended. “Nuh-uh! It was totally my idea to help you.”
Right. “Okay, fine. I’m going to say this once, so listen close. Marco and I are still in the discussion stage. And by the way, he’s not your uncle. Have some jelly beans.” I pushed the bowl toward her.
“Not now, thanks. And by the way, you’re lucky you didn’t have to try Grandma’s first batch. I couldn’t swallow for two days. If you ask me, she should stick to her clay sculptures, and you and Hot Pockets Salvare should set a date.”
“How about just Mr. Salvare?”
Tara made a face. “He’s way too cool for that. Hmm. Let’s see. What should I call my aunt’s boyfriend-and-possible-future-husband? Oh, I know. How about uncle?”
“How about no?”
Her chair came down on all four legs as she reached for the petition and added her name in balloon letters. “So, when is Mr. Not-My-Uncle Salvare going to show up?”
“You’re just too cute for words, you know that? He said he’d come by in the afternoon. He’s working on a private investigation this morning.”
“My friends are jealous because you’re dating him. How many boyfriends go from Army Ranger Special Ops to owner of a bar named Down the Hatch, plus being a private eye?”
“Your friends aren’t jealous because I own Bloomers?”
“They’d be totally jealous if you owned Bloomers and were married to Mr. Army-Ranger-Bar-Owner-Private-Eye Salvare. How about Valentine’s Day? It’s the perfect day to get married and it’s the day before my birthday. So, a year from next week on the fourteenth?”
“Tara, would you stop? We’re already getting enough pressure from our families without you adding to it.”
She grinned. “You are?”
“Your mother and your aunt Portia send me flyers from every bridal shop in the greater Chicago area, Grandma has caterers calling me once a week, and Marco’s mom keeps tearing pages out of bridal magazines and mailing them to me. So trust me, when we make a decision, I’ll let everyone know.”
“Whatev.” She rocked back on her chair. “So, going back to my birthday…”
Now we were getting to the real agenda.
“Want to know what I want for a present?”
“I’m dying to find out.”
“You know the Barrow Boys are coming here to perform, right?”
“Who are the Barrow Boys?”
“OMG, Aunt Abby, I can’t believe you haven’t heard of the BBs. They’re just the hottest new boy band to come across the ocean in, like, decades. My friend Sonya Hucks texted me last night that tickets are available right now because they added a show on Valentine’s Day.”
“So you want a ticket to the concert for your birthday?”
“Actually,” she said, “I want you and Dreamy Eyes Salvare to take me to the concert.”
The agenda unfolds. “You want us to escort you? Why?”
“Because Mom and Dad won’t let me go unless I’m chaperoned, and you and Macho Marco are cool enough that I won’t look like the biggest nimrod ever.” Tara clasped her hands together. “Please, Aunt Abby? I can’t tell you how much it would mean to me.”
I studied her hopeful little face and felt a tug at my heart-strings. Tara was so much like me-blunt-cut, shoulder-length red hair, pert nose, freckles, short stature, and already showing signs of having curves-how could I resist her? In her acid-washed skinny jeans, banded-bottom flutter-sleeve plum top over a white turtleneck, and turquoise Blowfish ankle boots, she looked like a mini-model.
“I want written permission from your parents first.”
“Awesome. I’ll text Mom right now.” Her thumbs worked her cell phone at warp speed.
Bored out of my mind, I glanced at my watch. It was ten thirty in the morning, an hour and a half into the show, and I’d gotten a meager fifteen signatures for my petition. Tara was absolutely right: I had to do better than that if I hoped to have any leverage at all when I went to court to ask for an injunction against Uniworld.
More people were coming up the aisle, so I rose to deliver my jelly bean pitch. As I stepped out from behind the booth, I caught sight of a lean, so-blond-he-was-almost-albino guy watching me from across the way. In his mid-thirties, he had a clean-cut Scandinavian look about him and was dressed as though he’d just stepped out of an IKEA ad. A decent-looking guy, I decided, until his hostile gaze met mine. Did he have a problem with me?
I smiled, hoping to disarm him, but it didn’t work, so I turned my back on him and began coaxing people to sign the petition. After collecting a few more signatures, I returned to my seat beside Tara and tried to pretend I wasn’t aware that the guy was still watching.
“Spook Face over there is weirding me out,” Tara whispered.
“Ignore him. He’ll go away sooner or later.”
“Um, Aunt Abby?” She nodded in the man’s direction.
Crap. He was heading toward us, sidestepping browsers with the easy stealth of a leopard.
“Call Special Ops Salvare,” Tara whispered frantically. “We need backup.”
I shushed her as the man approached. He picked up a cow photo for a closer look, put it down, then bent over the clipboard, running his finger down the list of names. Tara nudged me just as the man straightened, pinning me with his ice blue gaze.
“Good morning,” he said in a smooth voice that registered a Germanic background. “I’m curious about this petition you have here.”
My inner antennae quivered a warning. Something about him set my teeth on edge. “I’m collecting signatures to halt Uniworld’s-”
“Stop, please,” he said at once. “You misunderstand. I’m curious as to what your petition is doing here, in this hall.”
I decided to play it cool, find out whom I was dealing with before I went on the defensive. “Okay. First of all, let me introduce myself. I’m Abby-”
“Yes, I know who you are, Ms. Knight.”
He knew who I was? My inner antennae were vibrating like crazy now. Trying not to appear nervous, I pasted a smile on my face. “How do you know me?”