A

Ann, Raggedy, 113

B

Benz, Mercedes, 101

Boogers eye, 145

Little Jackie Paper and, 177

nose, 177

Burr, Raymond, 100

C

Claus, Santa, 160, 171

Condom Lady, 97

D

Dick, Moby, 163

Donahue, Phil, 106

“Dragon, Puff the Magic,” 177

E

Easygoing Deaf People’s Night, 95

Eisenhower Administration, 118

Elderly People with Enormous Cars Club, 124

F

“Family Feud,” 131

Ferret, 129

Field and Stream, 119

Fonda, Jane, 141

Four Tops, 158

Frog waste, 152

G

Grandmothers, U.S. Constitution and, 133

Gypsies, 144

H

Head, Mister Potato, 120

Headhunters, Cannibal and the, 147

Helmsley, Leona, 135

“Hout,” 121

I

Ice caps, polar, 115

J

Johnson, Billy Ray, 127

K

K-Mart, 143

Kansas, 117

Karloff, Boris, 161

Korean War, 114

L

“Little House on the Prairie,” 118

M

Mallomars, 104, 130

Mary, Bloody, 156

Mastodons, 93

Mecca, 121

“Molly, Heg-a-Leg,” 147

Motor Vehicles Bureau, 145

Mozart, 163

O

Oklahoma Baby Chicken Hat, 148

Our Lady of Maximum Discomfort High School, 146

P

Pacific Ocean, 116

Penthouse, 110

Peru, 111

Pierre, N. Dak., 107

Q

Queen, Dairy, 97, 119

R

Raccoon, Ted the, 163

Raisinets, charred, 147

Rogers, Mister, 171, 173

“Roots,” 118

S

Scone-Hayes, Crumpet, 131

Space, outer, 134

T

Teeth, wisdom, 99

“Turkey in the Straw,” 121

V

Vampires, 122

Vermont, 147

W

Watergate, 143

Webster Groves, Mo., 104

Welles, Orson, 104

Wheels, Hot, 171

Wives, old, 99-100