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could beat the devil hisself for blasphemy when he was put out. But I wasnt afraid o him; he was one you could size up like. But Cleggoh, he was different. Show me the man wot could size up Clegg, and Id make him Leveller of Romney Marsh, aye, King of England, supposin I had the power. There was only one man wot I ever seed wot made Clegg turn a hair, and that was a rascally Cuban priest, but then he had devil powers, he had. Ugh! And the sexton relapsed into silence. His listeners watched him, and, watching, they saw him shiver. What old scene of horror was flashing before that curious little mans minds eye? Ah, who could tell? No living body, for the crew of the Imogene had all died violent deaths one after another in different lands, and since Clegg was hanged at Rye, why, Mipps was the only veteran left of that historical ship of crime, the Imogene.
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Pray get on with the business in hand, Mister Mipps, said Mrs. Waggetts, for though I declare I could a-listen to you a-philosophizin and a-moralizin all day long, young Jerk is all agog. Aint you, Jerry?
Thats so, replied young Jerk. Please get on, Mister Sexton.
I will, said Mr. Mipps. You may wonder now, Jerry Jerk, how it has been possible for a swaggerin adventurer like I be, or rather was at one time, when I was a handsome, fine standin young fellow aboard the ImogeneI say you may fall to wonderin how I come to be a sexton and to live the dull, dreary life of a humdrum villager. Well, Ill tell you now straight out, man to man, and when Ive told you, why, youll understand all the mystery wot Im a-gettin at. The sexton smote his hand upon the table so that all the breakfast dishes jumped into different positions on the table, and the two words he said as his fist crashed down were these: I couldnt!
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Couldnt what? asked Jerk, whose anxiety for the breakfast dishes safety had driven the context of the sextons speech from his mind.
Couldnt live a humdrum life after the high jinks I had at sea.
But you did, Mister Sexton, and, whats more, youre a-doin it now, replied young Jerk with some show of sarcasm.
And very prettily you can act, cant you, Hangman Jerk? said Mr. Mipps, winking. I declare youre a past-master in the way of pretendin. Well, pretendin alls very well, but its often plain-spoken truth wot serves as a safer weapon for roguish fellows, and its plain-spoken truth Im a-goin to use to you, believin in my heart that if ever there was a roguish fellow livin, and one after my old heart, why, Hangman Jerk is that fellow.
Please get on, Mister Sexton, said Jerry, feeling rather important.
Yes, get on, get on, repeated Mrs. Waggetts, for Im a-longin to hear how he takes it.
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Can you doubt? I dont, replied Mipps. I beet my head hell take it as a man, wont you, Jerry Jerk, eh?
Ill tell you when I knows wot it is, replied the boy.
Why, what a talky old party Ive become. Time was when I never uttered a wordbut doah, I was one to do. And much and quick I did, too.
We knows that very well, thank you, Mister Sexton, said Jerry. That is, we knows it if we knows your word can be relied upon.
You may lay to that, said Mipps, and you may lay that in our future dealings together you can depend on me a-standin by you as long as you lay the straight course with me.
Ill take your word for that, responded Jerk. Now praps you will get on?
Well, said the sexton, I must begin with the Marshthe Romney Marsh. No one knows better than you that shes a queer sort of a corner, is Romney
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Marsh. Ive seen you a-prowlin and a nosin about on her. You scented excitement, you did, on the Marsh. You smelt out a mystery, and like a lad of adventurous spirit you wanted to find out the meanin of it all. Very natural. I should have done the same when I was a lad. Well, now the whole business is this: the Marsh dont approve of people a-nosin and a-prowlin after her secrets, see? And the sextons face grew suddenly fierce: all those lines of quizzical humour vanished from around that peculiar mouth and left a face of diabolical cruelty, of cunning, and of deceit. But Jerk was not easily unnerved or put out of countenance. There was something about Mipps that put him on his mettle and stimulated him. He liked Mipps, but he liked to keep even with him, for his own self-respect, which was very great, for in some things Jerry Jerk was most inordinately proud.
Oh, the Marsh dont approve, eh? And who or what might be the power on the Marsh to tell you so?
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The great ruler o the Marshthe man with no name who successfully runs his schemes and makes his sons prosperous.
Thatll be the squire, then, said Jerry promptly, for hes the Leveller of the Marsh Scots, aint he? He makes the laws for the Marshmen, dont he?
He does that certainly, agreed the sexton. But whether or no hes the power what brings luck to the MarshmenMarshmen, mind you, worthy of the nameneither you nor me nor nobody can tell. Sufficient for us that the Marsh is ruled by a power, a mysterious power, wot brings gold and to spare to the Marshmens pockets.
Ah, then, said Jerry, with his eyes blazing, then I was right. There are smugglers on the Marsh.
There are, said the sexton; and its wealthy men they be, though youd never guess at it, and darin, adventurous cusses they be, and rollickin good times they gets, and no danger to speak of, cos the whole blessed concern is
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run by a master brain wot never seems to make mistakes, and it was this same master brain wot agreed that you should share the privileges o the Marsh, and I was ordered to recruit you.
Oh! and whatll be required o me? asked Jerk, supposin I thinks about it.
Youll be given a horse, and youll ride with the Marsh witches, learn their trade, and be apprehended to their callin.
And how do you know I wont blab and get you and your fellows the rope? asked Jerry bravely.
Because weve sized you up, we as, and we dont suspect you of treachery. If we did, it wouldnt much matter to us, though I should be right sorry to have been disappointed in you, for I declare I dont know when I took to a young man like I as to you. Youre my fancy, you are, Jerry. Just like I was at your age. Mad for adventure and for the life of real men.
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Yes, but just supposin that I did disappoint you, Mister Sexton? Its well to hear all sides, you know.
Aye, its well and wise, too, and Ill tell you. If it was to your advantage to betray usto that captain prapswell, I daresay youd do it now, wouldnt you?
I dont know, said Jerk; all depends. Praps I might, though. You never knows, does you?
No, you never knows. Quite right. But youd know one thing: that go where you would, or hide where you liked, wed get you in time, and when we did get you it ud be short shrift for youyou may lay to that.
I daresay, said Jerry, unless, of course, I got you first.
Youd have a good number to get, my lad, laughed the sexton. But its no use a-harguin like this. You wont betray us when it dont serve your turn to do so, and it wont do that, cos we has very fine prospects open for you, and